From spice to spicey

So the homeys were in town last night before there US exit and decided to take them by RCA to get a whiff of the trendy clubs with some of the upper class type thai girls, it was cool but i saw right away itd be more tough for them to operate being majority of the girls dont speak english, it was crowded and my thai speaking homeys didnt roll out(major help in this situation). so without further adue we rolled out to spice and it was cool. i met a few girls there maybe 4 that were looking good but i wanted to make sure my holiday homeys were locked in as i dont really give a shit at this point. so we slammed a bottle of johhny walker at spice and than randomly the club closed down.

basically what happens is when the police decide to they will just shut the place down..sometimes its early sometimes its late, sometimes its not at all. its one of those bizarre thailand things that makes no sense. kind of like the traffic lights out here seriously...when you stop at a light there is  a number countdown you have to watch which begins at 180 seconds i mean. its one thing to wait that long but to have to countdown and watch the clock as it do is excrusiating.  Mai pen rai...so anyways no worrys spice closed at 1:20 meaning it was time for......spicey...lol the afterhours spot which is open all night..btw theres an after after hours spot across the street from spicey for those who enjoy clubbing at 8-10am in the morning...lol

it was my thai homeys birthday and he showed up in his usual late drunken fashion and we rolled up in the club and got another bottle of some red label. nothing super eventful other than after my visiting homeys were situated female wise i ran into this one looker i had met at the club before. i had actually called her when we left spice to see if she was going spicey but couldnt get a hold of her so i was happy to see her. there was a suttle difference however and had i not been maow leow(drunk already) i would have noticed that she was hammered and well with thai girls you gotta be careful with them if there to drunk. anyways this one was about 5'4 had decent milk  nice face and was looking good so whatever. by the way i promise to trade in my phone soon so i can post pix of stuff as my US unlocked mobile cannot send pix messages yet is 10x more expensive than phones here..lol so i should have realized something was up when we left the club and she had 4 purses with her...wtf? turns out her and her friends all checked in there bags and half way home one of them called and started yakking her and ...back to the club to drop off bags...wasting my time biotch! funny note is this girl called me while i was in the taxi with her..i was like umm.. are you just hella drunk or did you mean to call me while im sitting next to you..prob drunk but than she started sms ing me and im like wtf. stop wasting my baht biotch.

 so back at the pad we began to do it up and i was kinda disappointed as everytime i began she would stop me and say "jep"(hurts in thai) eventually she was like a broken record player.."jep.... jep.... jep... jep.... jep" sigh i forget exactly how things went but at some point in the night i just wasnt feeling her and told her to get out..one thing i learned about thai girls is theres some reverse physcology thing like..if your nice to them well they dont give a shit but when your an asshole all a sudden things change. so out of nowhere this starfish turned into a 4wheeler and took me for a ride. she did so well infact i let her stay and even took her to breakfast in the morning..before telling her to bizounce.

2 things before i end this blog, i made this blog to try and show the homeys who havent been out here that they need to...and for those that come out all the time well they can enjoy the funny storys till they get back...also why the fuck not. i realize im trying to blog about my life in thailand but it seems like all it is, is some desciptions of a bunch of women and being a savage...hmmm i guess thats my life right now..so if you enjoy my blog cool if not mai pen rai. 

lastly ill end this blog and start including the "TEXT of the DAY" ill start with 2 for this time being its the first one is a text from this girl that i seen a total of 3 times and she goes to school at this university. it goes "do you want baby? i want you give me your energee" my reply to this was...."i go back usa tommorow forever. sorry good bye" lol right...

the 2nd one goes to my accountant girl who my thai speaking homey hooked me up with. she cant speak a lick of english but trys so hard and even bought a little handheld computer thing as she trys to speak to me. im the first farang shes ever been with and it was almost like taking a girls virginity the first time we did it.. basically she was replying to my text being that i hadnt spoke to her in like a week...the broken english is commical to me so ill write these texts word for word but hey girl..A for effort..

 "hi sabai dee mai(how are you) i missing you i think you for get me i wait your sms many day. i very happy when i see your sms. i hope i can see you agin tank care. nong"....oh shit i been calling her nang this whole time ooops..lol i guess it sounds kind of boring its just a combo of her and here friends sitting there taking an hour to compose a sms and still having trouble doing it which is cute to me..anyways. just got done with a 2 hour umm $8.30 cents thai massage im hella tired form this weekend but hey its only sunday so...i guess ill have to take my phone, close my eyes and randomly dial someone to come throoooo.