Most EPIC Birthday ever! trifecta of same name?

damn, been a while since i blogged. i wrote a blog about my bday and it got erased at the end thus unmotivating me to blog for a while. this is from my bday which was may 21st. holla

I woke up with 2 thai girls sleeping in my bed and went to take a shower. still no 3xsome but done things with both yet seperately. when i got out of shower this song was playing being that it was my birthday i couldnt help but laugh a little bit..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swT10E6t3Yk

after a 2 hour thai massage and going to the gym i went to the intercontinental hotel for some sushi with my dad. this place is 5x star type thing and the private room we had along with thai girl dressed in kimono speaking japanese was no exception. after meditating on the structure of courses in some japanese type of way my dad ordered about 12 different things ranging from sushi, to seafood salad, kobe meat and noodles..and mad sake. after 2 hours of eating, drinking and bullshiting with pops before i went to go meet up with my friends he suggested we go to agogo to see some tittays. sure why not

after sitting there for 5 minutes i was physically admiring the quality of the boob job this girl had as while most work tend to be like airbag type feel. hers were more like soft sandbags. the typical cost of that in thailand is like 50k so when she told me hers were 80k it was no suprise. when i first came to thailand i didnt know if they were real or fake, now im judging the quality of the nom(boobs) themselve. my dad turns to me and says happy bday take that one for a spin. coool. im personally not breaking bread to take a girl from the gogo as i dont need to but hand it to me on a bday platter and fosho. So we went to a shorttime room and it was a 2 round good run...the rapport was there and the performance on point so after #2 i washed up and pressed on to meet the homeys.

it was pretty late already so it was straight to afterhours spot. Here i saw the hiso stockings girl thats been haunting my infatuations lately. before i could speak she ran up to me and gave me a kiss. yyaaay. for whatever reason this small gesture was more fulfilling than some nights ive had maybe b/c the harder you work the more you enjoy it. shortly after that i got an sms from my 2 thai girl friends/i dunno...lets just call them A & B that they were coming to scratch as we had planned earlier.

when they got there to my suprise they bought a bottle to my table. ship? so with 2 bottles, 2 homegirls? and 2 of my friends i asked them if they could go and find some friends for my friends since there friends were also there..make sense? they did but what they brought back wasnt exactly satisfactory but hey, cant complain if its like handed to you type thing. so one of the homeys left as he is going back to europe and the other one was pressing on some girl at the table next to us while me and my 2 thai soldiergirls drank bottle #1 and #2. sheeet i was very wasted at which point i suggested "gup baan mai" go home>? being that both these girls had there clothes at my house i think we know what this means. So we got in the taxi and when we got home.............................................................!.........................!

ive been steering away from sexual activity depictions in my blog somewhat as one of my friends told me it sounded like softporn or some shit lol but hey....we laid down on my bed and the girls were wearing tshirts with pantys...i was kissing one and started to touchy feely the other...we were all very drunk and i got them to kiss but they didnt do no super lesbo shit. it took like 5 minutes of talking them into this but after the lights went off i started plugging one of them...than i was plugging the other. it wasnt like some super 3way ordeal but i rotated a few times..this went on for about an hour until i finally busted a huge bday ! i than lyed there for about 2 hours longer in complete happiness.  while ive had more interactive 3way situations in thailand this was innocently enjoyable.

SHIP IT EPIC BDAY I LOVE THAILAND...kap

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since its been a while since i blogged im going to include a random thing that happened to me about a week ago which has almost come full circle. So my phone rings and its some chick asking me if i had called her. i was like huh? than after speaking to her realized i had no idea who she was and told her to send me pix to my email. Her name was Tar. she turned out to be hot and while i was talking to her on facebook she asks me if i have msn, i give to her and than Tarr adds me as a contact and she instantly messages me on it. so i start talking to her on both msn and facebook.? 

about 1 minute later i realize that its 2 different chicks, one i met the other day and this new one, they have the same name and im talking to both of them at the same time. lol weird right.

So that night i go with the homeys from america that were on holiday to some of the standard "holiday spots" aka spicy. anyways i meet one nonpro girl but she speaks zero english and after dancing a while her friend tells me there going home so im like whatever. me and my friend are leaving and some chick getting food smiles at me. i stop and talk to her for about 20 minutes feeding her total bs. after giving her my pitch about how im not on holiday, i live here translation->(i aint paying you shit) i popped the "so you want go my place"? question. 

she said well..up 2 you...ha i love it. up 2 me dont have to say twice. i shipped that night and again in the morning as she woke up at 8am to go to work in the other side of bangkok. lol she was fun but honestly afterwards i was wondering to myself if there is such a thing as being oversexxed as i felt kind of like i was just going through the motions rather than passionate sex. maybe she just wasn't the best performer but she performed nonetheless....the punch to this whole story is the next day i saw a paper on the table and looked at the name and her name was Tarn . LOL 3 girls with name same same 1 day..trifecta? ill update more on the status of the other 2 Tars next blog but i will say ive made it a personal mission to ship all three as thats just totally random they all have the same name. 1 Tar down and 2 to go.

My house turns into a disco..2 thai girls moved in...LOL

So alot has happened since last blog. first we went to scratch dog afterhours(my favorite club in bkk) and i saw the hiso girl with stockings that is probably most beautiful/drives jaguar/semi out of my financial league i thinks. she came up to me and gave me a hug outside the club. i went in later and we danced ext ext. shes like protected by her guy friends that tried to cockblock me second i stepped to her but she told them to back off and well im not sure what im going to do about this one other than be extremely infatuated with her. scary thing is i sense shes like a female version of me game wise and after we were chillen for a while she said she had to go back to her friends b/c it was her friends "last night in bkk" ironically i used this same excuse earlier in the day when i was putting this one girl on ice that wanted to kick it with me. she did however thank me for the song i sung to her over the phone last time we spoke(akon-i wanna fuck you...lol) and to call her. so we will see if this is my future x wife or not. 

Being that alcohol cost way to much at the clubs im trying to spend more time at home and if you dont have $ to go to the disco..why not bring the disco to you? this is an inside joke that only my best tall friend will understand when i say my condo turned into the eastiny disco last night. One of my homeys called these model girls that wanted to chill/he shipped one of them night before. i already had 2 chicks at my house(ill explain later=) and my other homey came through and brought 2 girls also. so it was me 4 homeys, 3 models, 2 crazy girls and 2 good looking uni students at my pad. 

my pad is not that big btw so we had to open my BR and people were on the balcony and stuff and we all got drunk and burned a little green. it was a fun time to say the least and there was dancing, some games and a little bit of strip poker/rigged by the dealer...aka me. things got kinda rowdy tho when a crazy girl told a model chick that she liked her shirt but not her..they started beefing little bit and the models got mad and wanted to go to the club...my homey who shipped one of them just said we'll meet you there  and they left and while it sucked to see them leave..there was more space in my apt so i was happy and thanked the crazy girl in the end as...model or no model profession wise these grrrls were hot same same. 

So me my homeys and the remaining pooying drank till very late, my 2 euro homeys bounced out and it was me and my thai/born in america homey, 2 crazy girls and 2 uni students. we stayed up very late and ended up sleeping at like 5am. after a good night me and the 2 girls retired to my loom. now i know what your thinking and the answer is not yet but i beleive its within my grasp as i did make out with the girl #2 last night but she turned very shy when her friend came back in the loom. anyways its been a few days now that these 2 girls have been staying at my house and well...today i told them i had to go out and they could chill before they left as i expected them to leave..they did but when i got home they strategically left hair curlor, shoes and some clothes...basically reinsuring another entry into my condo..blah!    

So the story goes that i took this one girl home from scratch dog a few nights ago and well. her friend was with her and she said they were best friends and that she was staying the night at her house or something. either way the second she asked if her friend could come to i instantly nodded my head yes. so we went home and i nailed one of them to the wall while the other slept in living room. the next evening i was on my way out the door and they both showed up semi unannounced and we just happened to be going to the same club...riiight. so we rolled together and that night for whatever reason i shipped the girl again. this time after her friend came and slept in bed with us......still nothing but promising i thinks. 

day 3 i didnt go out with them but knew they left alot of stuff at my house so i hid it in case i shipped something. i got so drunk from my friends birthday and went home and at 7am they knocked on the door. so im not sure really what to say about all this other than its semi weird. or im just baffled. its kind of like these 2 girls moved in my pad but on the same note im not really sure why i havent booted them yet. the only explanation i can give is theres 2..not 1 and 2 can be madfunson. we'll see. side note is alot of times i write a blog, never finish or take days to publish it as im semi lazy but i wrote all but last paragraph few days ago. alot has happened but it deserves to be in next blog as its the birthday blog! ship.

MC at the club and 1 day ninja mission to Patts

So ive begun to dip back into my music roots in a sense that the other night my boy was Dj in at a club and i joined him to "MC" talk on the mic while he spun. it was fun as its been a while since i touched the mic and it felt good. we got alot of free drinks and shit and just had a blast. there was some chicks there eyeing me n shit but i was just having fun rocking the party. afterwards my friend gave me 1k baht..lol i made my first baht in thailand from non poker work. 

There was one cage dancer at the club and well i got her number and plan on slowly seeing her again should my friend ask me to do it again at that spot which i have a feeling he will. after the club we went with some peeps to this one restaurant/indian food place and smoked some sheesha and just kicked it. ive been dealing with a sick downswing from work so rather than afterhours it i went home and got some rest. this was followed by 2 days of intense work and going to the gym. i worked so hard infact that i didnt sleep one night and while the results werent what i hoped for i was focused to say the least. about midway through day 2 of working/didnt sleep that night/not a big deal b/c when i go out i dont sleep till 6am anyways my boy called me and said he was dj ing at another club that night. COOL he than told me..oh btw its in pattaya..lol i just came from there but being that i was tired of working i said F it lets do this, plus he was rolling there in his homeys jeep making the trip more bearable.

We werent leaving till 10pm tho so to kill time instead of sleeping i went to get a massage where this one girl really likes me and i plan on hitting at a time when im not busy with other stuff. she started the 2 hour thai massage and within 10 minutes i had passed out.  i woke up when she was massaging my personals( not at all standard for a "thai massage" a thai massage is typically just a regular massage if you want more thats oil massage) anyway she looked at me and said you sleepy. i said yes and just fell back asleep. i didnt even care for what she was doing at the moment as my eyes could bearly stay open. 

after the massage i went to the market to get some seafood salad...oysters, shrimp, greens, glass noodles a bunch of other stuff i dont even know what it is, super spicy delicious food total cost $1.25 the girl who works at this spot is really cute and super thai non english speaking. everytime i go there we try to hold a conversation but epically fail. i think that eventually ill be able to say enough to her so that i can bring her to my pad and knock it out. than again i like to go there to eat so if i curb her shortly after it might be akward. either way i enjoy flirting with her. theres something so sweet about an innocent thai girl that speaks zero english and is simple yet very beautiful. at this point its way more sexy to me than like some big titty working girl honestly...although those ones arent bad either. lol

I went home got dressed and it started raining..than thunder..?within 5 minutes of being home..this was a good sign that it was time to leave Bkk on a 1 day ninja pattaya mission. My homey picked me up and off we went. On the way there i sms'd some of the girls i saw there and kind of lined things up but left it open as i wanted to see wasup with this club. to my suprise it was in a total outter area far as the "holiday" spots that i go to when im with my homeys that visit. this...was like a reflection of Bkk clubs. Basically an all thai spot and it was set up the same as clubs out here. My friend hopped on the tables and i hopped on the mic and we were having fun. some girls in the front were feeding us tequila shots and we had a bottle on stage so it was a good time. around 3am we finished and i looked at my phone and the main girl i spent time with last time in patts was calling me. 

The girls at club Noir were good definately, but i have kind of taken a liking to this girl we will call shygrrl for identificational purposes. (shes shy when out but in bed total freak with stamina+2 for that) i told her to meet me at the club, she did and at 5am we went to the room my homey had hooked up. i didnt get any money for this gig but i did run up a tab of like 2k baht at the club so that was fine with me. Me and shygrrl got to my room and i was so drunk that when she went to take a shower before bed i fell asleep! i woke up like 3 hours later and realized she would have to go to work soon so i jumped on it and went a round. she than jumped on me and went for even longer. from about 10 till 1pm when she was approx. an hour late for work. definately a good time with her...on a sliding scale i rate 8.5 far as performance and that is a good rating given the sample size/comparison of my female intake. lol  

My homey called me and asked if i wanted to go str8 back to bkk or hit the beach in jomtien...why not so we sat there and #1's friend who is from Bkk called me and was telling me about #1 who is in hawaii and at the end of conversation she asked me how long i was in pattaya. Man this is a girl who my boy saw and just a friend to me but how the word travels down here is just insane..i didnt even go to the main walking st. area, i had been incognito. anyways i called up issan bargirl who speaks zero english as her calls to me while i was in bkk were sweet to say the least, maybe its just shes sweet girl and i like that i dunno. but she rolled up with her friend to the beach and me, my homey and her friend just sat there drinking banana shakes and my friend was able to do some translation so that me and her could talk a little bit. She told him she wanted to go back to bkk with me and stay with me..lol obv thats not happening but again shes just so sweet and its kind of like a good tasting candybar, you know its not good for you but hey gotta have it once in a while. 

I think it has something to do with the night i met her, me sitting at another bar getting drunk just eyeing her for hours, her brushing off some young american dude after talking to him for a long time when i randomly decided to approach her..has built up a sexual tension chemistry thing that has yet to expire i guess. So i took her to a shorttime room and she did her best to make sure i would continue thinking about her after i left and i was impressed to say the least. after i tried to bread her out being shes a bargirl but she refused the dough which was cute but for some weird reason i slipped some baht in her purse anyways when she went to take a shower. getting a concious? no..just if you have a team of soldiers you gotta make sure there fed. at least the hard working ones right. 

Me and homey than went to play some pool at this air conditioned pool hall that is super sick and the girls there were wearing short skirts and kept bending over to rack the balls and would sit on the couch watching us in almost sexual looking positions. we talked to 2 of them and kind of left it open should we decide to want to holler on future ninja trips. after that we went and got some good old street food. i love the street food in pattaya moreso than bkk..the way they cook the sticky rice is off the hook and it was perfect end to the ninja mission. i than slept the whole ride home and when i got back it was 10pm..whether im working or going out im usually up late at night. this night however i was going on like 2 nights of close to 4-5 hours sleep total so i just passed out..sometimes...theres nothing like a good nights rest. 

i woke up feeling refreshed, won a small buyin omaha tournament which although it was small..it always feels good to win and take 1st and was a good confidence booster vs my downswing that im currently in. hopefully this is a sign that things will be turning around in that respect. side note..my birthday is in 8 days....hmmmm what should i do..i dont know yet but i promise..it will be epic..Maybe a G club with the poker players as typically the bday person doesnt have to flip the bill and the avg cost of that evening would be 4-5k baht.  we'll see. im going to be working heavily till than so wish me luck. 

G CLUB and phone conversations with thai girls

G CLUB-

 

So where do the super ballin thai people go for fun you ask a G club. these places offer    memberships and it cost like 30k baht for a 10 bottle deal. the clubs are super upscale and there is nothing but gorgeous women there. id say for most part there semi non pro as if you just offer some girl money shes not neccisarily going home with you. in another respect if she likes you shell go home with you im not sure if people bread them out or not as i had my own experience but i would assume for a young gorgeous model chick to do so with an old business dude some type of business transaction takes place. So me aand like 20 other rowdy poker players got to the club and it was someones birthday so we had reserved a room. in comes 15 super hot chicks to entain us and entertain us they did.

 it started by us just drinking a gang and the personal dj playing some tunes. i was talking to this one chick and she wanted to teach me a thai drinking game. half way through the lesson she began to take off her shirt than her bra, skirt and pantys till she was neeeked. i looked around and it appeared half the girls were taking there clothes off. keep in mind were in a group setting with all the homeys just drinking and stuff. eventually all the women were in various states of undress. one homey was being a slut and trying to kiss all the women, the birthday boy was being smothered by 2 girls and everyone was having fun. i can say that it was a special experience and the girl i was talking to was pretty hot and apparently the clubs pay them to entertain but not to go home with customers. so anyways i guess they have theme nights, crazy costumes ext ext and well its kind of like on some fantasy land type shit. me and homegirl chatted for a bit and im not sure how many bottles got popped but when the bill came in my jaw dropped. granted it was shared among 20 people but the bill was 60k baht. geezus.

 so anyways me and homegirl stepped outside for a smoke and i asked her if she wanted to go to some afterhours joint with me. she said yeah and on the taxi ride there she changed her mind, instead we went straight to my pad and i took care of that. she was just gorgeous seriously. the thing is tho i think to maintain relations with that of chick/mindstate would be costly and while she was dope its not like she had me doing backflips or some shit so i took her number and will give her a call but im not going to go there just to see her. in summary of g club its expensive unless you roll there 1-2 people get a bottle plan and do it incognito stidyle. it is however something i feel every man should experience once in there life and undoubtably one of the coolest evenings ive had far as experience while in bkk.

funny phone conversations with thai women

-crazy/cute thai girl calls me at 7am..? yes 7am i happened to just finish working about to sleep so i amuse myself by listening to her tell me she loves me for like an hour while she plays various top 10 usa songs they play in thailand and sings 70% of each song to me in broken english. i say 1 word every 10 minutes like yeah, i listen ext. this goes on till i eventually fall asleep. she probably sang for 20 minutes more before she realized i had passed out. she called me once since than but i wasnt in the mood to talk to her. 

-issan bargirl i saw when i was in pattaya..18, just moved there with her sister, sexy and someone i think about or at least havent forgotten far as performance in bed me called me this morning...at 6:30am...see a trend? lol all she could say is what you do? you have lady? and sabai dee mai(how are you) than the man who she was staying with started talking in the background like what are you doing who are you talking to and she hung up. weird..shes a bargirl whatever but sometimes i contemplate exactly what goes on in there minds. when dealing with these imparticular you have to put all western knowledge of women aside and take them on case by case basis. she was young and innocent and for some reason when i was chillen with her it prompted me to be very nice to her i even bought her a $3 necklace...what a charmer...lol

 my analysis is she likes me alot. but has to keep grinding so good luck to her maybe i see her again.........and hopefully her sister at the same time.

-i put my accountant girl on ice for about a month meaning i didnt call her at all as ive been busy. infact i semi curbed most of my regular rotation for no reason imparticular other than like a pair of gloves you use for cleaning after a few times you throw it away. she had other qualitys and i saw her for a little bit. i feel like she was my best thai teacher so i smsed her yesterday saying i just got back in the country. she replyed "i think you not like me becaue you not sms to me long time if you want me ok i will see you again but i dont like lie you know? if you have thai lady good for you tell me. have a good day. Nong" her english typing has improved since i last sms'd her. she obviously called me out on lying to her but i dont give a shit. she was sweeping

up girls hair last time she was at my house anyways. after seeing the message tho im 50/50 as to whether i bring her back or leave her in retirement. the funny thing is tho i bet i could wait another month..than call her...and she would come over same day. lol

-this brings me to a message i got today at noon today..a normal girl who works at the mall. i met her 1 time at the disco, took her home but didnt hit as she was talking to much wanting boyfriend bs and anyways...we played sms tag a little and i made plans/than cancelled on her 3 times in a row before i finally just stopped sms ing her. its been 20 days or so since i spoke to her. yet today she messages me asking what im doing tonight. as if it hasnt been like 3 weeks since i spoke to her. kind of goes line in line with other chick i guess it just doesnt matter timewise. update on that before i finished writing this blog she calls me and tells me her and her friend are moving into the condos that i live at. wtf? she dropped me off here once lol..she says she wants to move closer to bkk or some bs but of the million places in bkk..why choose mine? being that shes moving into my condo area shes now x nayed from my list as to close for comfort. theres like 6 buildings where i stay of different caliber so i asume shes probably moving into a less expensive building than mine. if anything ill let her come over and clean my house from time to time. if she can cook yum talay(seafood salad, my favorite thai food than shes welcome to hang out sometime to..thats about it.

-the last one was a hiso(upper class) super beautiful i met her at the club...she ran game on me...my friend commented and i agreed/categorized her as one of those liking to play games with man semi stuck up, knows there beautiful wanting to be showered by man type hiso chicks. this chick rolled up to the club in a jaguar and in thailand that means your like a millionare. anyways i feel it would take more effort and some $ that im not willing ot put out for her at least right now so just as pure amusement i called her...told her i thought she was stuck up and that man are to stupid over her..i think she was shocked as man probably usually brownnose to her and my plan was to shake up the cookie jar while enjoying myself. i than told her i was going to do something sweet and different b/c many man probably say the same shit to her...what did i do you ask? i sang her a song over the phone..what did i sing? lol that one akon song."i wanna fuck you" hahaha may sound trivial but to me it was hilarious and im sure she was shocked yet intrigued by how much of an ass i was and was singing songs about fucking her being that she is an upperclass high horse sitting hiso chick. after singing to her i told her i had to go and if she wanted she could call me she sms'd me 5 minutes later asking what i was doing that night to which i replyd..going out with friends talk you some other time. 

so we went out and being that afterhours spots are key for bringing home a girl its almost a waste of $ to go to the regular clubs from 11-2am. even if i meet a chick at 1oclock that doesnt mean im ending my evening just to go home with her. so rather than do that we went to the gogo clubs. $3 for a beer and you can just chill and look at the naked chicks poke fun at them, play with them even if you have no intention of barfining/taking one home. we took full advantage of this and after the gogo me and euro homeys went to a bar and my friend hustled free drinks playing connect 4 against bargirls..hilarious shit. he even beat the 40 year old mamasan. she was noticably pissed and shifted him on hte last drink he won so we bounced. my favorite club in bkk..scratch dog was closed friday night? wtf? yeah it was buddha day so we went to what was guaranteed to be open..club spicey mainly pros there and well we got a bottle and started just drinking it up. this girl comes up to me that i knew somehow but couldnt remember. she said that she knew me and well we started just hanging out a little. she was working girl and i told her i wasnt going to be her customer but she could hang out with me and my friends and offered her some whisky. she ended up chillen with me and brushing off hella dudes that were trying to step to her...i didnt really care if i shipped or not honestly and kept saying up 2 you if you want go working than do. she just kept looking at me all crazy n shit whatever.

There was this one poker dude in the group who i dont really like so when i saw him hitting on a ladyboy i didnt say anything to him about it..he obviously didnt know it was a ladyboy as sometimes its hard to tell..rule of thumb..when in doubt..leave it out! anyways he and he..lol left the club and i waited about 20 minutes to tell my friend that the dipshit had left with a ladyboy..they all laughed and messaged him. like an hour later he came back to the club and felt like an idiot..if he was my homey i would have said something from the jump but no.

 me and homegirl continued to kick it and went to spicey number 3..the after after after hours spot till about 9am in the morning. i was pretty drunk and enjoying myself till i started to get tired and told her i was going home and hugged her...she grabbed my hand and said lets go...ok sure. she bought some chicken and sticky rice and we got a taxi to my pad. funny side note. when we got to my house she went in my kitchen while i was eating and started cleaning it and doing my dishes..she than went in the bathroom and cleaned it also..keep in mind this is right after going out all night till 9 in the morning. lol while she cleaned i ate her food and than went to lye down. she took a shower and joined me. i was so tired and wanted to sleep but she jumped on top of me and went for a spin for a good hour or so till we both were dead..literally. so we slept till like 7pm the next day. she woke up and i ordered some food..or i guess you can say i told her to go get it. lol  she did and we ate and before she left she told me if i wanted a roomate she could move in and clean for me and shit. lol i guess thats more creative line to take than i love you wanat to be with you standard thai girl thing. i smiled and walked her downstairs. shes called me twice since than at like 3am assumingly for a booty call but one time i was busy and the other time sleep. 

 ive been trying to cope with a sick downswing im having with work since i got back from pattaya...my birthday is in 10 days and it would totally suck to be low on dough at that time. hopefully things get better with that. rather than end on that note ill say that i was looking at some recent pictures today and comparing them to ones of me when i first came to thailand. not only have i lost a bunch of weight/alot more healthy but its almost like i look younger. i guess staying very "active" and not eating processed american food can add some years to the lifespan. now if only i could quit smoking ciggz. 

Holiday from a Holiday

Sheeeet..so a 4 day pattaya visit somehow spiraled into 8. I dont know what came over me, i think it was a combo of seeing some american homeys and just chillen near the beach. yeah theres like 10k women in pattaya but the beach and cool weather was just what i needed to clear my head a little bit. that or just go berzerk. lol so i got there 1st night and met the homeys at the bar. within 5 minutes of sitting there my phone rang and sure enough it was the first girl i ever cupcaked with in pattaya for like 4 days who 7 months later still calls me for some weird reason. shes pretty hot but anyways she asked why i was here and had not called her...huh? yes i said within 5 minutes of me sitting there and yes i got in at night and went str8 to the bar so its like i had been outside for 5 minutes..how did she know i was here? the coconut internet travels faster than DSL itself i guess..

i said whatever fuck off as i just got there and we popped some bottles of sansomg, here we go go go...this thai whisky does not give me a hangover, i like it alot and well i can drink alot of it also. 3 bottles split between 4 people later we went to the main hip hop club in pattaya lucifers..now its been a minute since ive been to pattaya/last trip i was with #1 and let me say...man there was a whole lot of good looking girls there probably the most ive seen since ive been there...that or its just the fact there all new..lol usually i insta hone in on my prey but this time i wasnt the predator. a bunch of them were just on me and i found myself very confused and probably more drunk than anything as i did not know who to choose.  that first night i was trying to choose between 5 girls there but ended up leaving the club anyways and taking some girl i met while waiting in line for another disco? lol

2nd night i believe we went to a bar near where the crazy girl who still calls me works and i went over to say hi...she saw me coming from far away as did her friends but when i got 10 feet close to her bar i glanced over at another one and stopped...yum this shorty isaan girl was just banging..a cute little thing with nice milk and everything so i stopped just short of other homegirls spot and started to talk to shorty. within 1 minute i realized she spoke zero english which made me more interested as that means she hasnt been there hella long and also it gives me a chance to speak my broken 50 word/phrase vocab thai in process. 

after speaking to her i barfined her but told her to wait and went over to other girls bar to say hi. she was pissed but i didnt give a shit i sat next to her friend who started speaking on her behalf. "sophia misses you why you see other lady before speak to she" her friend asked. my reply to this was that im not seeing her b/c theres to many other women here..i mean i didnt want to hurt her feelings as im not keeping her..i than looked her friend up and down and realized she had improved since last time i saw her..yes she had a boob job and while i copped a feel of her work i told her that id like to see her while im here and that it was probably wrong of me to say this cuz of her friend but i didnt give a shit. she said it was as her friend/roomate was sitting next to her but than she smiled in a way that i knew it was all goot. i than tried to say hi to crazy girl b/c well its kind of cute her dedication of calling me after so long maybe one day ill give her a constilation ship.  

after that i went to the club with the homeys but i was so drunk yet again....maow mak mak...after being there for a while there was noticably less women as it was like monday night or something and maybe i just spent to much time thinking about this girl i had barfined but left b/c i wanted to go to the disco but for whatever reason at 2am...(real early bkk going out time...its like leaving the club at 11:30 in the US)  i went back to her bar and picked her up. as i left the crazy girl flipped me off and was noticably pissed...sorry   

time with non english speaking girl was awesome, infact it was probably the 2nd best i had on the trip if not tied for 1st. i woke up at 9am and felt totally refreshed. being that i usually work at night in bkk and if im not working im going out till like 6am,  honestly it was the first good nights sleep i have had in a long long long time.. this made me like her more. but come light time to go take care girl im off to 2 hour thai massage.. 

after that it was  off for more drinking at bar followed by the club yet again. this night was weird and in the morning i felt totally out of it and promised myself a day of sobriety..let me explain...i met this totally hot chick and took her home than out of nowhere while she was in my bed decided to give her the boot...im baffled myself and couldnt even really recal why i kicked her out but i hope it was a good reason sheet. 

so i took a day of sobriety and it was very cool being at the clubs that night as i was really focused and just enjoying myself. after the first club all my homeys went home and well i didnt really feel like it so i went to a club i never been to insomnia..this place plays alot of techno shit but i assumed and was correct that while they cater to a different foreigner clientel..the women there also vary looks wise from what you see at lucifers..interesting observation but being that i dont like techno to much i went to club number 3 rolling solo. i got there and noticed a few good ones..

funny side note is the girl who works at a pizza stand next to the bar we drink at came up to me, told me it was her day off and asked if i wanted to hang out with her. i declined aand kept observing.  

than i came across a light skinned looking girl with blue eyes...blue contacts but sexy whatever..we talked a little and she seemed very reserved. we bullshitted for a minute than went to my pad at like 6am. being we were both sober? lol we popped a 5th of sansomg and just talked for like hours laughing and joking.. she was hella cool spoke perfect english and i just had fun chatting with her. honestly it was the best conversation id had with a lady for a long ass time. i guess she had a farang boyfriend for like 3 years and he had already built her family a house ext ext. but than they broke up obv....anyways i found myself just spilling the beans to homegirl about myself, life, whatever and this is semi rare for me to do. i was almost content just sitting there talking to her...not sure why but i was...but hey wtf snap out of it...so i put her on her back and we did it for a long time. i think she was a little to creative on top but nonetheless it was a good time. when i say good i mean good...not great wow...so even tho she was one of the most awesome girls personality wise i spoke to in like the past 10 days or so...in the afternoon when we woke up i told her she had to go. she asked if i wanted to see her later..i said yes but by the time i walked out of my hotel i had changed my mind...if sex was as good as her personality i would have cupcaked with her a bit. but no...

The last night i was supposed to be there we went to the bar got drunk than the disco..same same....except this time i saw something that really caught my eye. im not sure if i been in thailand to long but my taste is shifting i think...lately in bkk i been into the model looking light skinned gorgeous face women with slim bodys and some junk but not need to be overkill...dont get me wrong i like overkill but hey whatever. so aside from being very hot something just stood out to me about this girl...im not sure what it was,  i stood there for a minute and observed as some cat tried to approach her but she declined and kept hanging out with her friends...hmmm i than bought a beer and told the bartender to get her a drink. he did and she insta came over to me. we talked it up a little, she works at a clothing stores at Central World. in otherwards she is non pro. she seemed cool yet very sweet and shy. we danced for a while and i wanted to be sure it was a lock so i kept asking her if she wanted to hang with her friends for a bit as there was so many fish but i liked this one but if non pro its not 100% lock or something like that. anyway she asked me to stay so i did and when i said i want go home you want come with me..she said yeah but just for sleeping yeah? yeahhh right...so i handled that and let me say that ummmm..very nice experience. honestly i ended up hanging out with her(at night at least) for the rest of the time i  was there.

during the day she was working so i would go hit a bar girl or 2 whatever but at night time we were chillen. honestly it was cool and if she lived in bkk i can say maybe i would spend some time with her as her english is pretty good and i like the effortlessness of her steez. but she doesnt live bkk and after a few days and many money spent on alcohol later..it was time to gup baan..go home. i think this girl likes me alot as she is going to take her 3 day "holiday" from work to come and visit me in bkk which i will gladly hang out with her for a few days as long as its not a friday, saturday...lol but yeah bitch come on monday. lol

SIDE NOTES-

-Went to the mall to look for women as i think there hiding there. found a few.  one that lives in bangkok. nice light skinned hiso chick on holiday.

-When i was at the bar that number ones friend worked at, a friend of hers who was from bangkok told me she thought it was my baby as #1 is pregnant. she also informed me the last night she came and saw me...was the day she legally got married.......nuts

-met twins, shipped one arranged a twinsome but next day her twin got barfined for the rest of the time i was there=( sorry bro i tried...=( =( -=*(.....= (

-pattaya is less expensive but i spent more there than i do on avg night in bkk..weird huh

-Soi Bukhao is like the thai part of pattaya, most of the bargirls live there and the prices are similar to that of a thai area in bangkok in most respects. a glass of sansomg cost 40 baht while in more prime area itd be double if not triple. thai massage 100 baht vs 200 in main area. theres still alot of bars and in my opinion fine women. Housing is cheap so i think if im going to do pattaya the 50% farang 50% thai way=optimal fun less $ spent eventually i would take a cheap like 5k apt there for when  i decided to go randomly for a few days. the bus from Bkk to pattaya takes the same time as taxi and is 115 baht vs 1k baht taxi...

p.S. the night i got back to Bkk...my homey calls me and says YO we go "G CLUB" now im going ot save this for the next blog but yoooooo...craziest shit ever...kap