Random encounters and more fun to come..holla

This months poker has been good. despite the 10 day long party known as songkran im up a little bit more than 100k baht. im america this is a decent little chunk of change but in thailand...im rich bitch! haha aside from that ive had a lot of scattered encounters as minus the monday clubbing night..i been working and exploring my "thai" neighborhood more in depth.  

So ill start by saying i picked up on a beautiful looking tanned super thai non english speaking girl at the tesco lotus near my house. she was pushing a cart out of the store and i was walking out behind her admiring that booty when she dropped a ruler from her cart..(student alert?!) i took this as a sign that i should try and get her number so i picked it up and said excuse me...she didnt turn around so in thai i said khor tot kap...meaning excuse me. she than turned around and smiled when i handed the ruler she dropped.  i than tried speaking to her with my super limited yet semi effective thai. very simply i asked her her name, if she liked to go to discos and if she wanted to go sometime. she started saying all this stuff i couldnt understand so i just pulled out my mobile and asked for her number. she gave it to me and when i asked again she said yes. now this may seem like a very trivial moment given the usual happs but for me this was a landmark stepping stone.  i always see beautiful women during the day sometimes as much if not more than at night but my limited thai speak is a barrier that dancing with girls at the club seems to eliminate. anyways i was very happy with this and hopefully soon when they start speaking back at me i will understand. 

I like thai massage and go 4x a week for 2 hours everyday. its $5 where i live and well its one of those benefits of living in thailand..total comfortability. basically you ly there for 2 hours while some hot thai girl massages you. Now i dont care for "happy ending" massages as i dont need that from there so for me its a relaxation thing. In america the same type of massage would cost like $100 and here its $5 so do the math. anyways i like this one spot as they have a good ambiance and theres this one chick there thats been crushing on me everytime i go there. shes pretty cute and the other day i got a massage by her for the first time and she said something to me which was probably the most sweetest thing a ladys ever said to me...in my eyes that is...keep in mind im a man of comfort..so while she was giving me a massage telling me she liked me she said " i would like to massage you everyday for the rest of your life" i couldnt help but smiling and well honestly if thats not sexy i dont know what is. so i was up in arms as to how to handle this b/c shes a local thai girl but i came to the conclusion local or not ima have to take care of that. as one of my poker homeys said its good to have a massage girl in rotation for when those titling(frustrating) moments in work occur. damn right.

After the 10 days of partying ended i began to feel bored. not so much far as going out but with my regular weekday rotation of pooying(women)..or some girls in general. hard to explain but basically ive been brushing off my reg gfs and ones that i met over songkran that were good girls (take some effort) i seem to find reasons to brush off despite there attempts to hang out with me whatever.  im not sure whats going on but i think soon it might be a good time to switch up the pace of things in some way. im considering doing some searching this next week or two for a cupcake. someone semi steady minus my sideshow just to level me out for a bit. problem is im picky and always seem to find the littlest thing but hey out here you can have it like that. so no hurrys on that one im just saying if i come across a girl that fits all criteria i might cupcake with her some as it would save me some money, id drink a little less and most #1 importantly it will accelerate me learning thai. when i speak fluent thai its all over...done ..gg serious its easy to fall in love 3x a day just walking around and back home we wouldnt hesitate to run up on a girl but its a little different when she has no idea what your saying in some cases.

Me and my high stakes playing euro roll dog went out monday night and had 3/4 a bottle at one club...than we went to another club that closed at 6..than we went to an after after hours spot which was cool but we decided to play some pool. 2 tall thai girls looking good came up and asked to play with us 100 baht a game. little did they know we pawn at pool and we ended up taking about 400 baht from them before they quit. during this time however the drunk one said something stupid..i forget exactly what it was but i remember it leading me to telling them both they could fuck off in those words exactly. that lead to me and her sober friend fighting verbally and her saying i was an asshole..somewhere in a 5 minute period it went from me and her arguing to her leaning her head on my shoulder asking where i stayed in bkk.  it turned out they both lived near me and work at a gogo on soi cowboy. her friend liked my homey but he somehow ended up messing it up or just drunkenly not sealing the deal and he got a cab home. since we lived near eachother it was obvious we share a cab. her friend got dropped of first and me and the other girl went to my house. it was probably 8am and we just went to sleep and in the afternoon we did it up and it was a good time to say the least. i seen her one time since monday and im 50-50 on whether ill see her again but she is local and its kind of a convience when they live close but not to close as theyll be there on a whim. 

the other night while i was playing poker i was looking through camfrog the "live webcam myspace" of thailand. i wasnt even chatting i just had it open and some random girl messaged me. we talked a little she said she was bored and lived in thong lo which is close to me. i had her come over and she just watched a movie while i worked and at some point in time she was giving brains while i was on my computer..atttempting to focus..while i ended up not making alot that night it sure was a good stress releiver when my pocket aces got cracked by 43suited..donks...

that puts the camfrog pulling pooying count at 5...5 normal thai brizzls i pulled while doing my work on my computer that literally delivered themselves to my house. nice..

my homeys are in pattaya for holiday and well im thinking its time for me to take a trip to visit them while there still here. i spent a good part of my first weeks in thailand there as its where my homey first sent me and i know a couple chicks out there. randomly the first girl i ever cupcaked with when in pattaya calls me still 7 months later. i dont really answer but i think its funny to say the least. maybe once a month i sms her "hi" or some bs for fun. its about to be the weekend and i kind of have a "good girl" or 2 lined up to hang out with. one has been texting me and calling me everyday this week and is hot so this weekend probably seal the deal... but im semi motivated on those ones so i might just have to book a room in patts take the 2 hour $6 bus ride in a comfortable bus and go hang with the homeys. its one insane party out there and its been a while since i sat at the beach and been lazy.... 

Songkran..10 days of straight partying...ouch

Its been 10 days or so since i blogged and well...ive been busy...going out..to much to cover so ill summarize here and there but i did start a blog that is presongkran about wednesday that ill inclcude b/c well...her abilitys are up there and i have seen this chick once since i wrote this first part...

So after 3clubs and 4 bottles of whisky spread between a bunch of poker players we told the taxi to take us to the 4th disco. for whatever reason maybe i was to drunk to realize he took us somewhere else but by the time we got there it was 5:30am and it would take 45 minutes to get to the next spot so we went inside boss to play some pool. this tall light skinned girl that seriously reminded me of brooke burke yet alot more slimmer was playing pool at the table next to me. She was half thai and italian and let me say 55555(weird thai internet slang for i like that shit) so after hollering at her and playing some games i found out she lives near me so when the club closed i suggested we share taxis...riiiiiight. we got to my house i paid the taxi and she didnt really say anything just got out of  the car with me and we went upstairs. i had been up all  night and was tired as shit but this one was to good looking for me to "sleep on" so we went at it and well maybe it was the smile she had during the deed(priceless), or perhaps it was the friction or motion, the chemistry of it all....im not sure...she wasnt a moaner which i usually get a kick out of but there was some serious energy going on and well...i can say that it was the best sex ive had in thailand...maybe even ever>?. this my friends is a strong strong statement. This girl definately takes the cake far as performance over #1, any regs, randoms, pros, non pros, women in america. damn. its fucked up but its true.  i will definately keep this girl at an elevated gik status and while im going to try not to have a #1 for a while i can say she would be the sexual frontrunner. her english is decent but not great and shes a student at the university 20 years old. geezusss. we made plans to hang out in a day or 2 for songkran, maybe ill see her at RCA. my smile is cheek to cheek right now and my feeling is its only going to get worse.  

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Songkran...thai new years....if i hadnt started early i would be visiting with my homeys that are in pattaya but truthfully this has been the longest nonstop party stretch for me in a minute...at least a month...but seriously it started on weds the 7th and ended for me the 17th..i will say that last night i won a pot limit omaha tournament for $1500 US about $52k baht. this was needed as i spent alot of money this past week and half..mainly on drinking. RCA is the main jumpoff spot in Bkk its like a 4 block strip where all the "hiso" high society rich ill looking chicks go and well i went there 3 nights in a row for songkran and they all reported for duty in white teeshirts and skimpy nothings. i bought a watergun high powered pistol and blatently shot all of them directly on there tittys. Most of them seemed to like this and well i liked it to..haha let me say its like 4blocks worth of water and women...really its one of those things thats kind of hard to explain. i can just say that it was the most fun ive ever had in my life. i was there with my poker homey degens and well they are crazy..they like to coin flip for the cost of everything so its fun sometimes when you save 1k baht but if you lose the flip and pay 3k well you got fucked. There mainly euro cats who grind a much higher level cash game than me...like $25-50 blinds..assholes so its like a piss in the can for them but for me shit 3k baht thats like $80 bucks. luckily i run good in rock paper scissors and didnt pay anything a night or to..btw one guy lost an 8 way credit card pick out the hat for 12k baht..ouch! lol But yo we would get a bottle, a good table, and a big keg of water with blocks of ice for our waterguns. everynight, we would just chill and dance and pimp on whatever walked by. honestly i didnt even care about anything as i was on a mission to spray the shit out of everyone and was totally drenched head to toe everytime we left there to hit an afterhours spot.

of the 3 RCA nights i took 2 new girls and the elevated gik on the 3rd. One was a tig bitty light skinned white shirt hotty. a university chick who was fun but ran semi under expectation far as performance but she sure looked good.  the 2nd chick was not thai...she was korean? lol its true and there was like 5 of her friends and my boy took home another one of them they were here on holiday. this is totally random but she looks just like this except bigger tittays  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eptHTEnapH4  

Lol at this video its a flipped version of "nobody" some american song cept the girls are singing in korean and well they play it up in the club all the time. it reminds me of a few girls but i can say that from now on it will remind me of the korean girl cuz damn she was fine. it was funny to b/c well they didnt speak much of anything and all i knew was yoboseyo! which is hello in korean..iwalked up to all 5 of them and tried to holler and it was almost a fail but than i implied that they were the "wonder girls" the ones in that video and they understood this and got all smily and stuff as the group is superstars where there from so whatever. i than sprayed all of them with water and the one i was digging the most just so she knew i liked her and invited them to our table to drink. that girl was kinky yo and honestly im going to leave out some of the details ill just say they do some interesting shit or korean girls are freaks. jing jing 

The 3rd night was a repeat of the beggining of this blog and well i thought it might be less fun 2nd time around but no it was again top level performance and well....im not sure what to say about this or how to take it other than i will keep having sex with this girl until it gets boring but well that might be hard as her smile alone while doing it is priceless. who knows...after 4 days of pre songkran, 3 days of waterfights and another night out i was dead...literally....than i got a call from some more america homeys who just touched down and well they asked me to show them around bkk. Being the Bkk ambassador i  i feel its my duty to do so, so i took them to standard holiday spots and well they had a good time. Also it was good chillen with some US homeys and when this is the case i dont even care what happens myself i just have a good time and get drunk. The first night they dipped out semi early as they just got in that night and had a long flight so being it was only 2 oclock i was left with a decision..pull something from here or keep partying...than an sms came in from my scandi homey who is kind of becoming a regular chill homey as he has no fear and we tend to do well together. anyways he had a bottle at a regular spot so i dipped from that disco to the next and well there i met some shorty and she was definately hot. we danced around blah blah blah and when we left the disco she asked me if i got a taxi there..i said yeah and started to flag us a taxi...than she pointed at a clean ass benzo and i was like huh? really pimp ride with rims and shit not just a benz but a ballin ass benzo ya dig. 

so we hopped in and started to drop my homey off at his super baller paying 80k baht a month...i hate you sucka...6star hotel. the girl i was with had a friend and he was going to default ship her but he got out the car and just went inside. like a drunken fool. i looked at the default shippee and said..you like friend me? yeah i said it broken englishy what...she said yeah and i called him back to pick her up. he than suggested we go up to his pad which we did..problem was there was a 3rd girl and no she wasnt hot so i wasnt trying to lace up a 3some or anything along those lines. anways it was like 6am and once my friend and the girl went into there room me and homegirl went at it while her friend slept on the floor..kind of a funny twist to the story is  half way through doing it i took the condom off so she could give head and threw it on the floor. once i was finished i looked at her sleeping ugly friend and realized the condom had landed on her chest ....OOPS.  anyways the next/same day she dropped me off and asked if i wanted to go to a place i cant really pronounce for more songkran fun and well my answer to this was...mmmm...no. shes called me like everyday since i hit and she definately has some assets but really i dont care so whatever. she wants me to be her boyfriend and well..its not happening.  Than the next night i again went out with the holiday homeys which are some real cool cats btw and we met up at the nana district. i took them to a prespot bar as the clubs dont really crack till 12-1am. Honestly at this point i prefer all afterhour spots as women are drunk already and ready to be taken home..those dont crack off till 2am.  it works out for me as my optimal time to work is at night and well if im not working im going out..only problem is i seen way more sunrises than id like but hey you get used to it after a while.  

So we went to this bar and i ran into this one chick who i knew as i hit 2 of her friends and she was hitting on me to. She was a pro but i had shipped both her friends without breading them out so im sure if i wanted to the rapport was there. I did however use her to get us the "lady price" of tequila shots from the bar which was an awesome unheard of 4 shots for 100 baht so  naturally we bought like 24 shots and proceeded to hammer them down. At some point i got bored and well it was time to hit the club. Off we went with the free taxi ride and the fuckers there tried to tell us they didnt have bottles of sansomg. after jumping through holes of BS they finally popped them for us and we were maow leow so really we just got more fucked up. after doing my rounds through this 80% pro club i honed in on the non pros..a cuty...for some reason i have developed a knack for spotting them and its like if you put me in a room full of pros with 3 normal chicks i could probably tell you who they were. anyways i was chatting with this Laos pro girl with a fat ass but she started to get crazy and was talking at light speed. i decided she was either to drunk or on drugs so i said fuck it and walked over to the non pros. i sat there for a little bit and my holiday homeys were doing rounds trying to select some to take home and shit. well they did and left and i just chilled with homegirl who didnt speak really any english. after the club we went and played pool 6am at the afterhours joint. we than went and ate with her friends at which point her friend informed me i wouldnt be hitting that day so...honestly..may sound weird but i didnt even care i was just enjoying myself and after chilling a while i took her number down and got a taxi home.. i was drunk it was 7:30 in the morning and really all i wanted was to go home and sleep. This was about 2 days ago so in the next blog and obviously a lot has happened in the past 2 days. lol time for a thai massage. holla

I hope its not mine.....all day session

She just left, and let me say it was a long fucking day...literally. last night a homey from US touched down and as the newly appointed Bkk liazon i had to show him a good time.  I met up with him at his spot and we got in the taxi and i negotiated the usual...you take us there for free b/c you make commision ride to the disco. So off we went and we got there a little early..if you call 1:00am early but hey its an after hours spot. He kind of looked at me like wasup because there wasnt alot of people there, to which i replyed wait 20 minutes.....sure enough 15 minutes later the ladys had poured in. the club was cracking, i surveyed the field and identified 2 ladys that fit my taste but being that my homey was here on holiday and its an everyday thing for me i didnt care much and we started to get drunk. about an hour into the club i noticed we had nearly drank the whole bottle of whiskey just us 2 and well being that i havent drank for nearly a week and a half i was fucked up.  My homey was browsing a few and chattering a bit with one bird. after enjoying myself for a while i decided it was time to get into action. i did a round about the club and found that my initial 2 selections were best but one was gone. i got back to the table to see the other one who was seated 4 tables away immersed in a conversation with some dude. mai pen rai. i tapped my homeys shoulder and said you see that one talking to dude, ima pull that. within a minutes time we made eye contact and i motioned for her to come talk to me. she instantly left dude and walked over to the table. now homeys on holiday get taken to the "pro spots" and while ive pulled many normal chicks, like my accountant from this location well this one was a working girl. we talked a little bit and i told her id like to hang out with her later but my friends on holiday so ill find her once hes situated. she agreed and left to the other side of the club to go hang out wiht her friends. the guy who she had been chillen with gave me a dirty look but hey you can fuck off. So my homey was coolen and i saw this bird that i would take but being we were hunting for him i tapped her on the shoulder as she walked by and when she looked i pointed at my friend. it was a lock so i found the one i had spoken to and we drunkenly stumbled out the club. i was so drunk that i took the glass itself with my drink with me and got into the taxi and went home. When we got home i was so drunk that i only did it like half a time meaning, half way through i was just tired so i stopped and just said ehhhh we'll fuck later and fell asleep. In the morning i woke up and looked over at a gorgeous face, her milk was okay and her booty was average but man she was a looker forsure. 

So we started to get busy and  basically the whole day we did it up. it was above expectation and i can say that it was probably the best sex ive had in the last week over my reg chicks.  after running through 2 boxes of jimmys she informed me she had some and we went at it again. my homey called me to go to RCA but i was to involved/drained to go so i pressed on. around 2am she asked me if i wanted to go to the disco and i said no but if she wanted to go she could, i was tired and about to pass out. we had spent the whole day together and her friends kept calling her so she did.  i left some baht near her purse knowing that she was a working girl. she got dressed and got her purse but left the money...i said didnt you forget something? she looked at me and said are you call me this week? i said jing(fosho) to which she replied, no want money call me i come make you yum(seafood salad,  my favorite thaifood that we had spoken about being we did spend some time talking that day)  i smiled and walked her out got her a taxi and she left. 

One thing i can say is thanks to my regular rotational women my basic thai skills have picked up. i still have a long way to go and cant hold a more than few sentence conversation but i think i know enough to get by on a more than basic level we definately spoke alot of thai today, even the new girl taught me some shit and im starting to grasp what people are talking about anytime they speak i think i need to expand my vocabulary but i have the basic verbs down i just need some more lady lessons.

Moving forward i am officially out of my downswing as the past few days each day i have clocked a decent win including last night where i shipped 1k plus by navigating through a field 0f 239 people as well as another cash. more important than booking the win itself is my mindset which is now the most focused its been since i got here. May is traditionally my best month historically and i predict the rest of april and may will be big. im feeling so good infact i think ill tone everything else down a bit just to getherdone son. dont worry for the blog followers as im still have my fun obv.

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On a more serious/trip me out note.. when i was chillen with homegirl today #1 called me from hawaii..the first time i spoke to her since she left. honestly i think ill forever be bothered by her in a sense that its one of lifes true ironys where you love someone but just meet at a time where the pieces of the puzzle do not fit. For her we met right when she was about to start a new life in america and for me i was starting my life in thailand. for what its worth the time we spent was something ill never forget and she will always have a place in my heart. really im lucky in a way b/c had her situation been like 99% of the women in thailand than it could have been game over for me far as running around and going nuts living the goodlife vs the married life...really give me 10 more years than ill consider this.  after speaking on the phone for 30 minutes she asked me a series of questions that lead me to ask her if she was pregnant. her answer to this question basically made me drop my phone which is yes.....well of course i figured this would happen as she is now married to this guy and well hes alot older than me and probably wants a family.  

when you truly love someone the best you could want for them is to be happy whether they are with you or not. Now the factors to this equation that concern me is A. shes known this guy 3 years and apparently he has been trying to impregnate her since they met. maybe cuz hes older or something but he has not been successful and apparently when he had kid with X wife she had to take some pills or some shit to help get her pregnant. Now the main thing that concerns me is that the timeline of everything falls to her getting pregnant before she left thailand..................the last day/night i saw her we did it like 10+ times, i lost count after 10 and it was def the most i ever done it. One of the most passionate all day event of making love in my life. Now on another note he has been with her everyday minus the 2 she saw me for almost a month and a half so the chances that it belongs to me are slim but.........it is possible. So the reality of things is she is now in america and will live there for a long time probably till dude buys her a house, she gets her citizenship or something along those lines. other than keeping in contact with her and thinking about her in random moments for me we are friends now although i admit to her when we speak that i miss her, she tells me that she/her poor family has everything now but she thinks about me everyday and started to cry. the sacrifices in life one makes run deep. i make my living by understanding people and how they think, predicting/interpreting there actions and i can say she is honest with me in this respect. i kind of wish she would disapear from my mind as i know that at this point no good can come from it. maybe blogging about it will help.  

 in her i learned the good and down right bad side of thai women really, how they think and everything as i saw her interactions from a bystanders perspective with her future farang/older man husband and well maybe one day ill blog on this but ill just say that um...its very complex and has alot to do with family survival opposed to actual love itself. To some extent she did love him...until she met me. ill end this section by saying i wonder what will happen 9 months from now if the baby pops out and its not his...he btw is of african decent and i am half asian/european so it would be quite obvious. Not much i can do really as she is on the other side of the planet now so ill just see what happens and assume that its not mine till/if i ever hear otherwise. what a mindfuck for him that would be....if he wasnt such an ass to her i would feel bad for him in many respects...truth is he just wanted a trophy wife to enjoy in his old age and really i dont blame him. he picked a good one.  to close out this blog ill say that im not bitter or sad really i mean i just nailed some hot chick all day. i will say that overall its good that i had the encounter with #1 i did as it taught me alot and it wont be easy for me to get stuck off some chick. life is good and its going to be a long weekend. gyeeeah!

Girlfriend experience and the cost of goodlife

So im in a way im happy that i got sick for a while b/c it really gave me time to look at things, everything and evaluate the sitation in its entirety. i think to be honest, it was exactly what i needed. first i think i need to drink a little less. hahaha seriously 2nd i been going to the gym everyday and i feel good. next i have pulled myself out of the hole i was in far as my work downswing..not entirely monitarily but 100% mentally and in my line that is as important

as the money itself. i looked at my game overall and noticed a huge change since i came to thailand. In poker btw how you play is a direct reflection of how you live your life/your personality and i found i had developed a relentless sense of overaggression,  almost an unprecidented level to where i literally wasnt thinking i was just push push pushing. that being said poker is a game of making right decisions and well so is life. So im happy to report in the past few days i have adjusted my play accordingly and the results are right where they should be i just need to maintain this mindset and things will be right back where they were. its hard to keep a keen sense of reality when your playing for amounts of money and have swings that are more than the cost of your rent daily. its kind of a mindbender...to some extent at least.  that being said let me go ahead and address part of this blogs title which is girlfriend experience GFE well most you mofos may think that im talking about something else buti am going to share with you my definition of this as i think the other day i experienced it in its entirety. maybe i have before it just stuck out for some reason so im going to talk about it.

One of my reg chicks the accountant came over yesterday and well shes still here but getting kicked out tommorow... anyways. my house was a mess b/c i  have been sick and well i pretty much looked like shit and was totally out of it when she got here. Mai pen rai. while i was watching a movie she cleaned my whole pad very well down to the mop and taking out the trash. i feel like i am always subliminally getting busted out far as my actions as when she finished sweeping the living room and kitchen there was a gang of hair from different ladys. there was enough to make a small rope if you wrapped them together. lol  i swear these girls are purposely shedding in my house to leave there mark kind of like a dog pissing on a tree. some short some long and some different colors i looked at the pile and laughed inside and thought good thing this chick speaks only a little english. she just smiled and swept it up. good girl. than she did my laundry, cut my nails, went to the market got me food. i than went to the gym and she stayed and watched tv and when i returned my back was sore and well she gave me an hour massage,....so i gave her a tip..girl i like it when you smoke/give head like this.  haha so as i lyed in bed i thought about my X american gf and how she was the exact opposite of the one lying next to me. This further embedded the fact that i will never marry an american women. ever...period..! there minds are to set in western values/laziness and ultimately they think to highly of themselves and for some reason we feed into this. i look back at the 3 year relationship

i had in USA and its really hard to fathom some of the shit i put up with...for what! anyways my eye is doing noticably better now and im looking forward to running a muck this weekend. in my last blog i mentioned this hot rich college chick that wouldnt let me hit..even tho ive seen her twice now. in some ways it has developed into an infatuation on my part after talking on the phone a few times more and well i think ill play the game for what its worth even if it takes me a minute as it will be that much sweeter when i ....um....slap my %#$ on her face. hahaha sorry i wanted to say something watered down but really thats what i was thinking.but seriously yo this girl is damn near perfect from a thai kind of taste. my western senses go for the tanned big booty and milk exotic looking ones but this one is not to tall, slender nice milk and junk with light skinned and a gorgeous face. in a way i feel like shes pushing my buttons and i like this as its a feeling i forgot about having had everything handed to me on a platter the past 6 months. So with the silver platter in one hand i will use my pinky to lure this one in my spare time.

anyways

heres an interesting excercise i thought of which may benefit those thinking about moving to bkk. first let me say that if you dont play poker like me the obvious job is teaching english. ill say that if you have a degree of any kind its an instant lock. teachers get paid ranging from 40-80k baht a month which is 4x what thai teachers make. theres always a demand for teachers and if no degree you can get a TESL certificate and work semi legitimately but you will have to handle your own visa stuff which i admit is a once every 3 months waste half my day bitch.but is 100% worth it So.......

lets examine the cost of living from my point of view as well as the scewed number variables. 

i think the best way is for me to lay this out and for you to see which ones apply and kind of do the math. all im saying by this is its alot easier than you think and for my homeys that make the annual truck, the ones that recently came for the first time and the ones that have never been and daydream about shit like this...i sincerely hope you join me in the Land of Smiles soon. because im a smiling muthafucka jing jing(forsure).

I like to get a massage at least 4 times a week. theres a place near my house that is 100 baht. now this is definately the cheapest ive seen since i moved to thailand/been in thailand so for 200 baht you get a 2 hour thai massage. i am a nice farang so i give 100 baht tip for the hardworking lady. while monthly this amounts to 1600 baht in tip mai pen rai. at any other massage place your looking at 400 baht for 2 hours and 100 baht tip. so it looks something like this 4massages a week x 300 baht x 4 weeks 4x3x4=4800 baht approx $140 US.

than we have the cost of my 1br apt that is fully furnished has a balcony, hard wood floors, gym, pool security guard is near bts, tesco lotus(kmart of thailand) massage places and the all lady shopping market which one day i will destroy as soon as i can speak thai. Forget the club!  good internet is 6-900 baht i pay 900 b/c it has to do with my work. unless you buy a fan air conditioning will be expensive! so buy 2 or 3 and it will never be more than like 1k far as 

elctric overall. i dont even want to say what it can get up to if you dont! so your looking at about 14k-15k baht for housing a total of about $430 US given current exchange rates.  now if you wanted to you could get a place for like $130 a month but come on we gotta keep things pimperish feel me?

Food. now realistically you can get by for like 2-3 dollars a day. by this i mean 3 good meals but i like certain things. before i talk about my likings ill say that for $1 you can get 2 fried chicken breasts and some sticky rice...i dont eat much fried food but if i did id probably eat that everyday. that being said. my typical day of food is somewhere to $7 US i estimate. by this i mean.....5 sticks of chicken or pork, 3 sticky rice, super bomb seafood salad with oysters, shrimp these glass noodles, hot dog, a bunch of other stuff i dont even know what it is but its good. 12 pieces of sushi costing 5 baht a pop. yes im eating sushi everyday and i love it. in america it was a

happy day if i had sushi here i get annoyed if i dont. a gatorade or some OJ, some sandwiches from 7-11 2 watermelons and pineapple. Now you can cut the cost further if you go shopping and shit but im a lazy mofo so i prefer to just have my thai gfs pick it up and bring it straight to me.

it beats paying someone to deliver. haha

To get around in BKK you have to use bts, motorbikes and taxis. during the day i use motorbikes and bts and when i go out on weekends its always taxis. i estimate the cost of weekend nights around 200 baht or so and weekdays about 50-60 baht. by some weird way i came up with the number of $100 a month for transportation. this beats a $500-1k car payment in US yeah? also you dont wait in traffic and theres always the option of buying a motorbike but anyone i met 

that owns/rides one has been in an accident so if you buy a motorbike in thailand its not a question of if you will get in an accident its when. and personally fuck that. ill pay the 20 baht to have the crazy motorcy driver whos been pushing one for 20 years to get me to BTS. basically its motorbike taxis and BTS day time and night is taxi so for the most part imdodging traffic except on certain occasions.

next we have mobile usage. this can really vary but i estimate my cost to be about 1k baht a month. if im calling US alot its double. if i wasnt lazy and got skype that wouldnt be a cost but as is its about $28 US. 

Funtime...now this is where the numbers can be really scewed. so for this section ill offer 3 different scenerios. 1st is you go out 3 nights a week, ship a working girl everynight and put in on a bottle with like one other person at a nice club. this will get you mixers, a personal waiter and pretty much you own the club. before you can light your cigarette the waiter is there with a lighter lighting it for you.  if you ship a "pro" 3 nights a week and variably drop somewhere around 1500 baht which could easily be 1k or 2k than its something like 18k baht a month/$428 US. buying a bottle 3 nights a week comes to something like 12k baht/$342 US. now that is just an all out party animal to the max estimate so i think the best thing for someone to do is to evaluate there own taste and kind of take it from there, id say the living expenses are accurate but the funtime area will vary for every individual im just laying out some guidelines

so to speak. 

now that was an estimate for someone shipping only pro women and lately i havent done that really at all. Now i have no problem doing so and in some ways it can be less of a hassled than trying to do it otherwise but hey if its free its good for me. if they were a pro i basically told them before hand i wasnt giving them shit so lets look at my cost. i like to go to nicer clubs in bkk the majority of the time and well that comes with a price.  not really but for whatever reason me and my friends like to drink so my cost ranges from 1-2k for drinks a night. if theres a bunch of us its 1k if just 1 person and we hit 2 clubs/ its 2k. this includes buying the lady your working on a drink or 2 if she doesnt want the whiskey im drinking.  alot of times i get home and wonder how i spent 2k but ill also have to factor in shisha which is indian hooka which i love and is a must have at the club. if its an after hour spot, and does not have shisha you probably wont see me there. so somehow my cost monthly is about 18k baht. being that i havent paid for play in a while, but dont mind/will if i feel like it/we go to that kind of club/its 6am and im sober enough to pull a pooying/no one on my speed dial answers. if your randomly shipping a few here and there id say like 6k but if your my homey and come for holiday im going to take you to pro spots b/c well you didnt fly 13 hours to see if some chick will let you hit. you want akshon! 

just to look at all sides of the coin lets for a moment look at the budget ballers cost of a night out. by this i mean buying a bottle before you get to the club filling a coke half with whiskey and being drunk by the time you get there and only buying one drink just to sip on while your at the club so to speak. i estimate the cost of this at 3k baht which is about $85 US monthly. as for the women 

part well its up to you so the other stuff is covered in prior parts.

lets review..

massage-$140

room , internet electic-430

food $7=$200

cell=28

total $798

bare essential goodlife living roughly $800 about 28k baht a month. 

Nightlife funtime-

Shipping women 3x a week=$428

bottle of whiskey and shisha split with one person $342

taxi-200 go out-2400 $100 taxi 

total-$870

my mostly non pro heavy drinking shisha smoking budget-$24k baht a month about $685

baller budget-estimated $300 a month

so for about $1700 US monthly you can live like a king and there is many ways of twisting this the longer you are here. thats roughly $60k baht about the medium of the avg pay for a teacher here, its that easy treat yourself dont cheat yourself make your next move your best move and come live in thailand. im made this blog as a tribute to the homey who nagged me for 4 years to come and somehow one day i ended up here and never left and i can say that it was the best thing i ever did and as long as things go good and my head is on straight i will be here for a long long long time. ill end this blog by saying ill help any of my homeys  that want to give it a shot with getting a teaching job/finding a place/settling in as my friend is a teacher and i know the ins and outs of things. chokdeekap!

Nurses Report for duty!

So its been about a week or so since i blogged last and well there has been a lot of stuff going on. this blog is about my life and living in bkk so im not going to cherry coat shit. basically had a shitty few days as my downswing online reached a 1 year high and for whatever reason i got pink eye. Pink eye? wtf? thats right mothafucka i woke up after last weekends 5 day weekend and pretty much my left eye looked like i smoked a pound of weed. me being the genius i am i thought it was a ruptured blood vessel and denied myself going to the doctor.  until today when i noticed it was getting worse...good move buddy. So my first visit to bkk hospital was interesting. i can say that i never seen so many women in little white skirts running around and that where you wait to pay there is some guy dressed in a suit playing the piano. lol The doctor genius told me i have to stay home and cannot go out for like 2 weeks?!?!?!?!? total bad beat . im hoping my super human strength heals it before next week b/c i got ladys to do and things to see. most importantly songkran and my heart will literally break in 2 if i have to sit out b/c my eye got all messed up. 

on another level i think it could be good as it gives me at least 1 weekend to reflect on things, future goals, evaluate my team,  workout, meditate and kind of slow things down on the alcohol consumption tip as the doctor said i could not drink at all?!????.......???? whatever i tend to drink more of a function rather than to get twisted and only do if theres women around but problem is theres always women...lol so i guess this is lifes way of slowing me down a bit for the moment. On a more positive note...i sent out a group text today to my main squad that i had sick and couldnt go out for a week. i was very happy with the replys i got which bring me to TEXT OF THE DAY starting with word for mispelled word(as always)  reply of 

" Hi are you ok. i in to see you to day. i worry you and i can take good ccar you if you want give me helps you tell na. Up to you".............. up to you.......my favorite three words in thailand which i seemingly hear from women every day. 

next we have the gogo girl/im not your customer, gik who i think is starting to like me b/c she was supposed to go pattaya for a week but decided to stay in bkk, the night after i saw her and made a point of texting me 3 times the next day aka starting to sms me daily, your getting clipped soon girl..but your a champ in the sack) reply..

"i want you better i think my pussy can do. call me i come now" ohhhh what a freak. gotta keep one of these in your stable at all times jing. 

"sawa dee ka=) you want go me friend tonight? we have bottle at bed spper(bkk club) na ka.

talk to u lter call me=)" 

bitch didnt i just text you saying my eye was fucked up and im not going out for a week? lol oh well the last one is actually some new work/student girl that is super hot that i met last weekend and well she called me last wednesday night at 12:40 am to go out and i told her i wasnt b/c my eye hurt but she said her and her friend had a bottle at the club and if i wanted to go drinking with them. she basically texted me the same thing again. more bottles i guess least im not paying for shit. ha  so before i went to the doctor and was placed on the injured list i did go out that night being wednesday. we got really drunk and same as last time she pulled the end of the night "i with friend(her roommate) so have to go home with she" line. Now you may be thinking..wtf dude...2nd time you seen this girl...not hit and your putting up with this? why would you do that. well...first off i think if i was hitting on her friend that i would have hit the first night..and honestly i think her friend wants me to hit. but i come to realize with this chick that she had a boyfriend for like 2 years broke up with him a month ago. doesnt really date farang, goes to college and is studying/hot enough to be a broadcaster. she is gorgeous and definately model material. the fact she is denying me to take her home makes me want it more as its probably the first time this has happened but as my focus has shifted to more wholesome innocent freaks momentarily this is something i may have to deal with..sometimes at least.  that or i dont wait around along enough for it to happen. either way my spider senses told me something like this would happen about half way through the night anyways so..being the resourceful guy that i am i had planned ahead. basically throughout the night of chillen with them i kept going to the bathroom for extended periods of time..why you ask..well there was a cute little thing..shorter than my usual taste with a white dress and a bunch of her friends next to the bathroom and i kept going over there hitting on her, talking a little bit and told her it was my friends birthday so i had to hang out with them but got her number ext. 

when the club closed i walked the 2 girls out and again asked the main one if i could take her home. she gave me the excuse and i know that i will not see her again until i can get her alone as her friend is her excuse so..3rd time is a charm. i might even just call her and ask her if i can hit. that or ill take her to a bar or something we'll get drunk and if i dont hit than sayonara you took to much of my time. kap. So i put them in there taxi get some kisses goodbye and walk straight back into the hotel where the club is although its closed there is a gang of people at the foodcourt place eating and im hoping white dress is still there. and she is...bingo i walk by like im not paying attention and feel someone grab on my arm its her obv and shes seems pretty drunk and is yapping with her friends. they ask me to sit with them and i do and for like 20 minutes im eating these girls food while white dress is grabbing my %#@ under the table...id say thats a lock. yesssr... not all women are created/get treaated equally if get treated anything at all. in otherwards once i finished i didnt ask i just looked at her and said okay we go.  and go we did...straight to my house/room where i knocked it up only one time as it was like 7am by the time we got home.  funnily at like 11am 3 hours later she gets a call from who i suspect is her thai boyfriend. she goes out on my balcony has some noticably loud yakking and comes back in saying she has to go...mai pen rai!  one thing i noticed about thai girls is none of them have boyfriends..unless you see them with there boyfriend and than the ones with there boyfriends are as likely if not more to look at you and stare you down when there boyfriend isnt looking. funny right? i dont know it just seems like of all the women i met out here minus a few none of them said yes when i asked if they had a boyfriend. that or i just dont ask, anyways who cares. ima take it easy till my eye clears up as i want to be healthy for songkran and so i can focus on work. hope i can do that. holla