Trip to Laos...One loong night

So i had to do my annual 6 month visa run to laos and it actually turned out alot better than expected. after a 9 hour bus ride we went to the embassy and applied for visas, hit the hotel and i slept till nighttime. there was a group of cute yet not beautiful filipino girls with another visa company at our hotel... about 5 of them that were decent/ seemed to be digging me but to me i was ready to go out and have fun as last lao trip was quite eventful. So....off into the night me, a russian, new yorker and british dude went via tuk tuk. the first bar was standard all working girls but they did have a pool table. to me this was boring/not really a challenge/i wasnt planning on paying for time with a girl. after 20 minutes we decided to go to the lao disco and off we went based off the recommendation of a waitress at the bar. this disco was at a really nice place but upon arrival was a complete bust so we instantly left and hit disco number 2. this disco was jumping and the 4 of us went in on a bottle which was uber cheap compared to bkk.

after surveying the field there was three lao girls that overly stood out and were semi guarded by lao men. yet they kept peering at our table and i caught one of them when she went to the bathroom and had a limited yet good conversation with her. she spoke a little english and my thai is still subpar but getting alot lot better each day. so we exchanged numbers and she invited me to her table. my worldwide confidants sat at our table while i joined her and the rest of the lao contingency. she kind of caught me off guard when she ordered a new bottle to her table and paid for it herself...? there was a few guys there and other people so basically this told me she was rich and didnt care to have someone pay for her...awesome. around 2 the disco closed and she told me there was another but she didnt have room to bring the people i had come with. all the farangs i was with btw spoke fluent/much better thai than me.

she told them where to go and i went outside with her and her friends and hopped in her 4runner...lol as trivial as this may sound to my US friends a girl in Laos that drives a 4runner means that she is pretty much filthy rich by Lao standards...n e ways the next club was even better and i can say that after this night i consider myself a pro far as the laos nightlife. something weird happened when we were at this club that i hesitate to mention but whatever..one of the guys that was with our group...the russian came up to me and pointed out a ladyboy and said..."he has nice boobs" i laughed at this b/c while i would never consider seeing a katoey it seemed that he was just appreciating his boobs. my smile however turned upsidedown when he than said that he'd like to take her/him home and i replied up2you as i quickly excused myself to the toilet. me and rich Lao girl danced and stuff and she bought another bottle. she was beautiful and had a light blue dress on nice tits and a beautiful face. when that disco closed i asked her to give me a ride home..she dropped off her friends and came to my hotel..after a few minutes she was naked and showed me her "O" face. funnily right after we finished she left and i kind of felt like i had just been used. but hey i dont mind. she gave me her number and when i woke up in the morning i went back home/just got back to bkk.

i was supposed to see dimepiece today but i guess i took to long as instead of getting back at 9 like i had guessed i got home at 1:00 and she informed me she was "busy". 0h well she is going to go back to her hometown soon which is probably good b/c shes a headtrip for me and as much as i like her..its probably best that she eventually is cleared from my mind. i do have to say ty to a friend who reads my blog and sent me a website about how to deal with thai girls and relationships after reading my blog. its something i was already well aware of and she is the type that doesnt really apply to the circumstances in the article he sent me but it was helpful to say the least.

i will end blogging about dimepiece by saying im grateful to have spent alot of time with her as in some ways she made me more concious of shit i need to take care of and was very encouraging. im eating even better than before, going out less and more on top of things than i was before. above all i will miss the sex with her. i can close my eyes and see that rack bouncing up and down..the noises she makes in bed could be recorded and used for a male relaxation listening tape yes. good news is she will be back..im not sure when exactly but ill def make some time for her when she does. 2nd girl out of 100 or so in thailand that touched my soft spot.

So... i been back in bkk for a few days and alot has happened so ima end this blog and start another. hopefully i will be able to include info other than women in it but its hard b/c have alot to talk about. anyhow. life is goot yes.......

Taking over the Market..broken heart...kind of lol

So ill start with the brag before the beat.....,,,,the girl from the market called me today and i couldnt understand bearly anything i guess b/c she speaks issan which is like the country version of thai. even the taxi driver mai kow jai(not understand her) i was however able to determine that she wanted me to meet her at Tesco lotus and it was her day off. So....we met there and she said some shit in issan i had no idea but i got into the taxi with her and we drove for a long time. really i had no idea where we were going lol....a taxi ride to other side of bkk is about 200 baht and this time we went in the opposite direction toward outter bkk..uncharted areas on a 120 baht taxi ride which she demanded to pay for but later i gave back b/c it probably represented 3-4 hours of work for her being she works at food stand at the market.

when the taxi stopped i looked at a huge beautiful park that we apparently were going to and it was a refreshing journey away the normal club stuff ext. nice scenery, feeding fish chocolate puff chips lol and a historical museum that was huge but you couldnt go inside? and only had 5 things to look at all based off the kings earlier days..huge building...5 small attractions to look at..typical thailand weirdness..we climbed into a treehouse that was there and being shes like 19 years old it was cute to "make out" in it. lol

after we went to my house and the taxi drove past my turn costing an extra 20 baht but more importantly causing us to wait in traffic for 15 minutes more.... i flipped out. taxis are the evil in thailand for foreigners and when i get a good one i will literally tip him for not wasting my time...but when i get a bad one ohhh mai sabai.. for some reason i flip out on taxis and all thai girls get kinda mad at me as im super nice but when u get me in a taxi with an idiot driver i become instant asshole and literally tell them to stop and get out..whether there coming with me or not.

she followed tho and we walked a block and got on motorbike taxi thus elluding the traffic jam and to my pad she went. when we got there she said she was tired which i took as a sign of her wanting to lye down on my bed and get shipped. after 5 minutes of playing iwth her nom(tits) she kept asking me something and i had no idea what she was saying. i intuitively pulled out a rubber and bingo. she took off my pants and said **** yai means big **** lol. i than realized that i was about to take her "farangginity"(inside joke when ur the 1st forieigner a thai girl has sex with like taking virginity all over again)and this made me even more excited! i was further pleased when she hopped on top and grinded from slow to a superfast motion that i have not yet experienced in my life to this point during sex.. really its like watching a dvd on fast forward. it was awesome the only beat was my nice thai silk bed sheet got blood on it...eww sorry to mention that but hey whatever.

i used to pride myself on how long i can last but lately it seems im lasting to long and rather than being appreciative these girls are just getting plain worn out..do i give a shits...mmm little bit as i do like to make women happy. after she took a shower and instaleft as i suspect im either her "falang" gik or she had to get home early as she prob lives with her parents being young 19 year old..i didnt complain as that meant no over expectations. ship the market girl..one step closer to my ultimate girl of having all thai area non speaking english girls..that are sexy yet innocent and untouched by foreigners...except me..muhahaha

while the typical thai girl might ask u occasionally to buy her some pants or something...a hiso thai girl like stockings would expect jewelery...being that i dont really do either i was happy to give the girl 100 baht...$3 to get her nails done..what a genelman(thai pronounciation of the word)

on to the beat. well i dont like to dwell on things past one day and i guess its not a beat but dimepiece turned out to be semi pro or more of a farang juggler having 2 guys that she met before that send her money plus 1 gik that i know of. probably more...if you were to label her a pro shes more like a hiso(upperclass) escort that has a select clientel. honestly the more time i spent with her i knew this was the case. i mean she had no regular job, mad gold and dresses better than 90% of the women in any club at any given time. at times it made me wonder why i was even there when i already had the prettiest girl in the room on my arm. in her defense she was super sprung/played the roll until i slept with another women after 4 days of being with her in a row..she was okay the first time but the 2nd she was pissed. than..the 3rd time well we almost stopped talking.

than the next night to get back at me she came clean when we were out and i was semi heart broken for a total of 1 10 minute phone call to my overseas consultant/brother whom reminded me that this was good luck for me in the end as that just means i can rotate her and not have to worry about it. so i had a long talk with her and its better in the end as we have an "understanding" and im still seeing her quite often and she even called me at 8am last morning to check to see if i was with someone. cute...i called her today tho and i think she was with someone but she did answer and i was happy with this as weird as it may sound to my american friends well this is a relationship in thailand i guess...and i had just got done with market girl so it worked out just fine yes. sabai dee kap

Later that night she sms'd me and confirmed she was with a "visitor" and going out for the night but again at least she hit me up. the thing about this girl is i really like her and as weird as it may sound even though i had just shipped the market girl i was semi jealous. i told a homey and his reply was "your getting soft dude" lol. i laughed it off and realized his simple reply had a deep yet suttle meaning that basically i shouldnt be tripping and even though things are optimally how i should want them..i get to have her when i want...can do whatever i want and even tell her about it...maybe its not exactly what i want...i dont know...to say the least shes the 2nd girl out of a hundred or so since i been in thailand that has become "special" to me so in the end im just happy to continue things with her in some fashion or another. anyways enough talk about this...i have decided that my next blog will be completely ungirl related...so unless something super interesting happens on the lady front which in all likeliness is very possible i will blog about interesting stuff in thailand. kap kap kap

smile from cheek to cheek...

Im happy to report in this blog that im very happy with life...as if life already wasnt enough right?

seriously, my new cupcake "dimepiece" has definately had a good effect overall on my phsyce if you will. for the most part id say the positives far outweigh the negative. i guess its not so much a negative but far as other women in some respects its limiting...for the moment at least but hey whatever. ive been spending aLot of time with her or almost everynight minus a planned out booty call + night out with the homeys..about 1 week in total. I have not spent this much time with a girl since i broke up with #1. in random order i will list some ways that ive noticed an improvement from her prescence.

for one i dont have a maid and while most thai girls clean your house there are the ones that leave it messier+ hair everywhere is a never ever ending problem...the booty call i did have this week left hair in the shower which dimepiece cleaned, she than gave it to me saying she had cleaned up all the hair last time and this batch was new, frowned...than smiled...than went back to cleaning? lol so my condos being cleaned daily opposed to 2-3x a week by various thai girls.

she took me shopping for the first time yesterday..meaning we went to carefour a big grocery store which up until that visit i had not gone to one since i been in thailand. i bought hella food basically filling my fridge. so im stocked with food.

as shy as she is when were out she walks around my house naked as she doesnt want to wrinkle her nice dresses n stuff she wears or something like that. its kind of weird but i like the fact she undresses when we get home...most girls just take off there shoes when they first get to my room..she gets down to her thong...being that her body is damn near perfect its cool scenery to keep me entertained when im playing some pokers. perfect tits very thin waist nice thick booty..theres something infinately sexy about having a girl with big tits hanging out wearing pantys serving you a sandwich she just made and cutting weird looking yet delicious thai fruit/feeding it to you while you work. yes

ive begun this month semi strong in poker and am potentially on track to recover from my horrible downswing of last month. its still to early to tell but in short i think that im playing alot better as im more happy and am less tilted when i lose a big pot. this has been a tough time for me to deal with how bad i been running but bottomline is my head is super clear and i feel like im playing my A game..or at least A- which is still better than 90% of the people playing tournaments humbly speaking.

my thai has improved even more..id say she speaks to me in 70%english 30% thai and alot of times shell say something in thai and if i dont understand she'll tell me what it means. basically shes teaching me always and as trivial as it may sound i can now further express myself in simple sentences like instead of saying say stuff like "you like pool?" i can now say

koon yak bai len pool mai? (you like to go play pool?) as simple as it may sound its actually more complex or its piecing the words together properly that make it that much more of an accomplishment.

sex is very good with her and we have alot of it. alot. lol maybe just b/c im a sexaholic but hey at least she can hang. The other day my closest bkk friend told me a day after a night we had out where she was chilling that he saw me smile more than i had in one night since id known him. this was partly due to her but not completely...

One random night after RCA we went to afterhours where i met up with a bunch of my homeys. back in the US i have friends from different backgrounds and many ethnicitys ext ext. the table of friends i had assembled was no different all various backgrounds and ultimately some cool mofos. My euro poker homeys that i roll with more than any other group, the euro/america english teaching/thai speaking pimps that are pimps and well i dont know what else to say other than speaking thai makes you an auto pimp out here. and lastly my thai homeys that were raised in america which i am now actively working on music with. they know the right people to get it played in the clubs=more pussy. lol anyways we all shared a table and when i proposed a toast it was an awesome feeling that 10 of my friends...all from different countrys/backgrounds/totally different type of people lifted there glass thus reminding me how wide my range is far as the type of people i get along with...this made me very happy and me n dimepiece grinded the night away but than came the inevitable downside of having a cupcake.....

aside from putting about 3 rotationals on hold/ignore mode past occasional sms...

the hiso stockings girl came to the club and frowned at me as she saw i had a lady. she be pimping herself but i think it was the touchy feelyness of dimepiece that angered her. she was pretty pissed but based off the dynamics of thailand relationships i dont think this will be a problem when i do decide to focus on her that is. than there was this other girl i been talking to that i plan on handling and well my game got wrecked with her also. to me its okay as its not hard to find new work. ever but one day mark my words i will take her home. kap

Now i know your thinking wtf this girl is killing your game in some respects....but the effect has not all been negative on the lady front. for instance i went out last night with the homeys and there was 2 rediculously looking stunners at rca. i mean hot. my homey went to get me a drink and i approached them by myself and whatever i said had them both smiling and laughing, i got 1 number and it opened the door for the homey who got my drink to get the others. these girls were close to the most knotchiest thing you will see at RCA, or thailand..in general.

the girl whos number i got said she was a "dancer" of some sort and worked in singapore/macau/other places overseas..its one thing to be a stunner at a gogo...and another to be one at a g club...but one that gets flown around asia well...that is probably the highest end of that type of women..although she wouldnt tell me her exact line of work the line of work..... she doesnt have boyfriend but said she can have a "friend" and well i hope to be one of them...i told her to come to afterhours and she called me later that night but dimepiece had called me and met up with me already making me question if i was seeing her to much/confirming i had broken the "new pussy" on weekends rule. the moral of this story is that im more energized or am operating at a zero fear level where no bird is off limits. basically being more happy=more energy=pimping more hard when i so choose.

ill end this rambling blog by saying that the one girl that i cupcaked with for about a week when i first came to thailand now about 9 months ago called me while i was writing this blog. its been 9 months lol since i seen her and she calls me 1-2x a month. this time tho she cried saying she loved me still and had a broken heart. lol 9 months later..still..wtf..lo o well

Free drinks and ship the dimepiece

So i been laying semi low due to my downswing with work last month. but that doesnt mean im not having fun. if anything ive been resorting to my hometown instincts of pimping shit so that im not spending to much moneys.  i been seeking out hip hop clubs as i recently concluded that more corgial settings(not 100+ people) are good way to engage/ ship women vs monster crowds of people. basically theres value in the smaller spots and by the end of the night youve interacted with a good amount of the pooying in general that are up in the club. 

theres a good spot called bed supper club and on tuesdays they have hip hop. i went there alone b/c some girl knew the dj and got me on the guest list so minus a 600 baht entry fee. i didnt see her when i got there but this one model girl(or hiso escort..were still not sure) my friend had shipped and brought to my house with her friends had a bottle and many friends at her table and she invited me to drink from there bottle...ship

after like 3 drinks, arranging her friend who wasnt there but liked me to come see me sometime the girl that invited me there showed up and came and grabbed my arm and asked why i was with many ladys. lol so i went with her to her table and drank the bottle she bought and at 2am she asked what i was doing and im going to ship her soon but wanted to go to scratch dog as lately i just enjoy having fun. so i met up with a homey there and we had a bottle and drank. 

as the night went on more and more homeys showed up till we were chillen in full force.

i saw the hiso stockings girl as she seems to grind that spot more than me? wtf? lol and flirted for a little and went seperate ways as usual. basically i have to find the time outside of being there to hit that. however the other day i was getting into a cab with a girl and saw hiso stocking girl and she than blew up my phone like 4x and while i didnt answer i think in some way this had a reverse jealousy okay im the shit but im ready to be shipped kind of effect as the girl i was with was super hot hot. an sms came in while at the club from this one chick and it was time to go. lately i havent really been shipping from scratch as i shipped a few and maybe when im there im just so drunk that it doesnt matter to me but i do love hip hop and its afterhours so until further notice it will be the hot spot.

i  been getting more thai lessons lately from the ladys and i went to the market the other day near my house and one of the super hot non english speaking girls who probably never knew a foreigner before me started speaking in thai to me as usual but this time....i UNDERSTOOD wtf she was saying! hahaha this my friend is big as my basic goal is to oneday speak fluent thai and ship nothing but non english/farang speaking thai girls that live in super thai areas as honestly there more innocent/sexy than working girl/disco club girls. anyways when i asked her how sshe was doing she said not good becuase i hadnt come to eat seafood salad at her spot in a while and she missed me and wanted to know when she could come to my apartment...hahha i think shes been saying this to me for like a month straight now its just i never understood before and thought she just kept asking me where i lived but this time i got it and took her number and will ship when i have time as big news of this blog is i now have a new cupcake...

as you know #1 was my last cupcake and well im not going to call this girl #1 but i can say that she is damn near perfect body almost a 10... seriously like if i were to mold a body out of clay it would look just like hers. shes kind of tall like a model and has perfect size firm tits. she told me she has a nice nice big booty and her body is just banging.. looks alone cannot get a girl to cupcake status but before i get into that lemme touch down on how i met her..Now i met her at a spot "spicy" where most of the girls are working but as you know from prior blogs my thai speaking UK homey taught me how to find the non pros which constitute about 10-15% the women there and ship accordingly. so i went there with a homey who came from phuket and had never done bkk nightlife. i took him there b/c hes shy and i wanted to make sure he got taken care of. i didnt really care myself and was just sipping the bottle we had as this one girl who i had hit lets call her "headdoctor" before came up to me. 

she told me that i had broken her heart and she missed me and a bunch of standard thai girl shit. i just laughed and told her that if she wanted to go home with me that night she could but she needed to understand that i was not going to be her boyfriend. she kept playing around like she was choking my neck when in walked the new cupcake. her and a bunch of her friends stuck out like a sore thumb as most the working girls dress accordingly and lets label her  "dimepiece" came in with her friends looking nice and classy like a girl id meet at any regular spot and i knew right away they were non pros there to have fun with friends as many girls go to these spots just do just that just like to be around a bunch of foreigners that are not in the nana area.

 i saw this poker player that i dont really like and talked to him for a bit while headdoctor was trying to get my attention by girating on my lap while i drank and looked at dimepiece or future x girlfriend haha and pointed the group out to the other poker player by saying " non pros "

he obv decided to go up to dimepiece and try and talk to her which he did as he has game and is a handsome dude (no im not gay) and he did a little till she went to the bathroom..in otherwards dude...you failed! so he came back and i told him to find another and he walked off looking for some other chick. dimepiece came back to her table next to mine and we made eye contact even tho headdoctor was grabbing my c#% discretely and when she walked away from my table to talk to her friends i tapped the shoulder of one of dimepieces friends and said that i wanted dimepieces number and would call her tommorow. her friend obliged and gave me her number but before she could give me her mobile back headdoctor came back to table and asked why i was talking to the girl at other table blah blah. she than asked me if i remembered her name and my reply was "ummm......beautiful?" lol 

homegirl slipped me back my phone and i told headdoctor lets go and she got her purse and right when we got to the door she stopped and asked me if i loved her..wtf? bitch didnt i just tell you you are nothing more than an evening..i dont even care to lie to you to take you home tonight..basically fuck off. i told her i saw my friend(poker dude i dont really like ) and she should go back to her friends. she started to make a fuss about it but i just walked away. pokerdude came up to me and said this girl wanted to take him to her house and when she turned around my ladyboy radar went off in a major way. i looked at him and said...you know thats a dude right? he said..no she said she wasnt.. even tho i didnt like this guy i prefer to save any man from waking up with another man. i said well up 2 you and just check her id yo. so he went with he and i laughed inside as dudes a deusch so in the end i guess you get yours. 

it was 6am and i said fuck it im going home but as i walked out the door i decided to call dimepiece just to say hello as i didnt want to approach her in the club as headdoctor would surely make a fuss about it. as i was standing outside the sidedoor opened and out walked dimepiece trying to hear what i was saying...hello! unlike some girls you meet at the club she actually looked better in the daytime and its weird b/c while shes not a working girl and i hadnt talked to her at all i just started walking with her she asked where we were going i said home she said ok! ship.

we got to my house and after her being super shy for like an hour i was able to get her naked and just sat there for like 5 minutes admiring her body. wow sex was awesome i mean i could tell that she hadnt had it in a while as she was super tight and screaming to where i was afraid my neighbors would knock on my door and we did it like twice. in the mornoon we woke up and talked for like 4 hours straight...this is not something i usually do...period. but she was interesting and started to tell me that i needed to do many things like take out my trash, stop smoking, take care of myself and well i liked this as in the end the best thing a women can do for a man is make him be a better man and most thaigirls are submissive slaves but this one was being herself and i just met her but was giving it to me straight even tho she was noticably shy when out and in bed.

longstory short its day 4 of her staying at my condo and the sex has gotten better and better. like most the other girls i been with she told me i have more power/stamina than she has seen and she didnt know much but ive taught her very well and she now knows what i like and may even be starting to get more horny than me? after 3 rounds this mornoon i felt her hands grabbing on me while we lied in bed and thought wow this girl likes it as much as me which is needed to be my cupcake as i kind of consider myself as having a problem with sex meaning if i like a girl i will want to have sex like 5-6 times in a day which they tend to tire out after 2-3.  lol when i like a girl i can do many times as me and #1 once had a 12+ round 1 1/2 all day/night session not even getting out of bed. i been out one night when she was here and stuff but overall shes been chillin/cleaning my house, doing my laundry, giving me massage...the standard thai girl stuff but when shes a super hot model looking girl its that much better na? i been working while shes here sitting watching ghetto thai cable and just chillen smoking a little drinking less! i think she will be good for the timebeing and ill keep some/weekends on the side as i think this is what i need to get my head back in line /be more responsible and in a nutshell not go out eveynight and just run a muck. for now at least. haha