A good day

So its been a long time since i blogged kor tot kap. but i been busy and had alot going on some ups and downs but things are good. im going to skip some stuff for now and go straight to a day that happened recently. i woke up in the morning from going out and was checking my email when i noticed there was a thai girl in my bed. i guess i got real drunk and didnt remember lol. she had a tattoo on her back of her kids name and apparently she didnt do spell check first as when she told me his name it was definately not how it was spelled...OOPs

she spoke zero english so after trying speak to her a little i told her okay, just speak thai to me..she did and i understood about 65% of what she said and combined with hand motions and context of conversation i basically understood her 100%! she chilled for a lil than went home and my dad called me. he invited me to japanese noodles which is my favorite food place in bangkok, noodles in a chestnut kind of flavorish soup called bankara with onsen tamago(egg) memna (bamboo shoot) buta pork (fine japanese pork) charshu (boiled pork) sounds healthy right? nori(seaweed) and just a bunch of other goodness.

After the meal he informed me that he wanted to do something nice and took me to ratchada pitanek to this "massage place" this place was the spot of all spots for bangkok far as where the ballin thai business people go and basically has 4 levels of women that you can choose from. ranging from normal girls to super models(even some girls that work in TV sitcoms work on 4th floor to supplement there income. to get to the 4th floor tho you have to know the owner who does alot of things in thailand.

the first floor was a regular fishbowl and had many ladys that were decent but not awesome. the 2nd floor featured girls that were all between ages 18-20. no girl on that floor was older than 20 and there was some hottys..but being he wanted to show me the whole thing well we went to the 3rd floor and there was some models. these were hot hot and i almost snap picked a few until my dad informed me that we needed to go to the 4th floor and the elevator man put a key in the lock which gave us access to the 4th floor and off we went. Now honestly i have seen some fine women but damn these girls were super models ranging from 6-10k to "go with them" and well i wasnt going to pay for anything but my dad insisted i choose and he would treat so...choose i did. while she wasnt the most expensive girl in the room she was something close to a dream.

Long legs, white skin, big milk and a gorgeous face. on a scale of 1-10 well she was a 10 and well that is almost unpossible. but in thailand anything is possible. we went for 2 rounds and she pretty much was dead by the time i was done. awesome? yes. would i ever dish out big money like my dad did for her...maybe if i had to much money but in the current economic situation hell no. awesome nonetheless.

after this excursion we went to the hyatt hotel to have cuban cigars, very hiso guys dressed in suits while i was casually in some shorts and a hip hop type shirt yet still fit in just fine far as conversationals, everything from oil, future of mideast countrys to women while i sipped a glass of hennesey which is rather expensive in thailand=(

that night i got a call from my friend saying it was time to go out. we did but got to homebase(scratch dog) rather late but i was happy to see my phone ring from this pretty girl with big nom who works at a gclub. basically the first night i met her my pick up line was, hey whats your name? you look tired you work today>? yeah? want to go to my house and take a nap? yeah i guess that was a little bit forward but hey whatever yo. it didnt work that night but i guess she felt she knew me well enough this time around to get shipped. the gclub girls seem to know the owner as while i sat with them at there table endless amounts of alcohol flowed and the girl i had met seemed to just be signing off on everything. i guess the owner frequents there club alot and pretty much bankrolls there drinking at his club. we went home at 5am, i shipped.

the next night she saw me at the club with some girl, called me the next day asking about it to which i replyd yes i had some girl, she did not pause and just went str8 into okay so what are you doing? lol thailand.

so much has happened that im going to cliffnote a thing or 2. i recently rode a motorbike for the first time. it was a freeing experience as i seem to enjoy floating on the back of motorcy taxis alot so i pretty much drove for hours just doing donuts around a not so busy part of the city.

me and my friends have also been making a run at the super super thai areas far as nightlife with some good success. rachada is like RCA but even more thai i mean literally me and friends are the only falang in the disco that is filled with live band and people dancing funny. a thai girl explained to me that when thai people dance at disco they do it for fun, not for sexy. this basically explains the crazy arm flailing dance that they do that is definately mai (not) sexy. anyways. theres alot more thats been going on but i think ill save it for later as my outta town gik just called me and informed me shes in bkk. all my friends agree this girl could basically be a super model in america and well that is not her best feature. her best feature is that her sex drive is rediculous. this girl sent me to the store to get jimmys at 5am after running through a box and half or so. i admitted to her that my record was 10 plus to which she said she wanted to see. we didnt make it that far but she got worked over no doubt. so...i got sum stuff to handles on that. ill try to update more frequently. holla

Dope Boy Fresh / the rotation explodes

So i was a little sad when i got back from bkk as dimepiece returned to her village. it didnt take long tho for me to get past this. Infact the second i saw her off on a motorbike to the bus station i looked at my phone to see an sms from market girl "kit tueng koon"(meaning miss you). so i called her and by the time i got home she was at my condo entrance waiting. SHIP This was the preface for an explosion in my rotation..i guess me spending alot of time with homegirl accrued alot of women that i needed to ship. just didnt have time.........

Rewind to the night i got back from Laos i played on camfrog for a little(the thai live webcam myspace of thailand). i havent used this for a while and was very happy with the results. First i met this girl who works for a japanese massage call service. after going over the standard "im not paying you shit" but i would like to f#%$ we arranged to meet the next day during the daytime which we did. she was awesome and gave me a massage to go with the funtime and is a nice addition to the rotational. small girl okay body but gorgeous face. after she left my dad called me to dinner with his girlfriend who has a high stature in thailand but i will never name her in this blog as theres some things going on right now that could basically secure my future in thailand around that so ill just say that on the way to meet them i got on BTS Skytrain.

While sitting on the train i noticed there was about 30 women, 2 thai guys and me....this my friend is typical bKk shit(love life). i decided that not getting a number or 2 would be blasphomy and it didnt take long as this cute uni girl with little shorts and tank top standing next to me had a big smile on her face. she had a handheld fan that i liked and when i got off the train she gave it to me...along with her number...lol ship the free fan

after dinner a new girl that i had met at the market (market girl #2) called me and said she was going to come over. she did and even tho it was our first "date" the funny thing about the last 4 girls that came to my condo is they all got instantly "tired" and wanted to go to bed / lay down within 3 not even 5 minutes of being at my condo. anyways i shipped this girl and it was yet another super thai experience where she could bearly handle it yet i enjoyed it immensley. she ended up chillen for the night and even tho she speaks like zero english it was cool to have a body pillow/maid service at my condo the morning after "take out the trash on your way out girl"

----------> 2 girls, same day..one at noon the other all night...SHIP

The next day a girl who works at a hotel in pattaya but has family in Bkk that i met on camfrog but only spoke to /sms tagged with her for 2 days called me saying she was on 1 day holiday to bkk and wanted to go out...i said cool and to meet me at my house. did we actually leave my house>? NO following the pattern of other recent work she said she was tired/skipped the couchc and went str8 to my bed as the bus ride from pattaya was long(2 hours) she did actually sleep first but i woke her up by getting her naked and took care of that. she was cute, not gorgeous but funtime nonetheless. i guess i cant complain as it was zero effort, i instantly hit, she left the next day and i wont see her again till she comes back to bkk on a 1 day holiday...lol women that come get sum and go..all good yo.

The next day the girl i met on BTS came over to watch a "scary movie" thai girls love scary movies and although i do not i keep some at my house as i do enjoy seeing a beautiful girl getting the shit scared out of her by watching some crazy chainsaw movie...the look on there face is priceless. Following the trend of things tho...we didnt watch anything far as a movie..infact we bought some food and didnt even eat it..this girl shipped me basically.. she didnt say she was tired..or anything...she just grabbed my hand and pulled me in the room...she was young and perky..her tits were bigger without her shirt on which is usually the opposite of the many pushup bras thai girls use to enhance there nom(tits). she was very cool and spoke decent english like i could see taking this girl out to a movie or something as i could actually communicate deeper thoughts with her and she is the first girl i met in thailand to use a big word being "complexity" in a sentence. LOL

aside from these rotationals the gogo girl from camfrog i saw back in march a few times was online and asked why ihadnt called her and that she wanted to get shipped. 1 girl i met in the club a month ago but never shipped is coming over later today to cook me yum woon sen(seafood salad #1 thaifood fav) my x accountant girl sms me saying she was lonely, i have 2 more camfrog girls that am supposed to meet including a girl at massage place near my house, some others along with those mentioned above that were shipped for the 1st time this week. basically im busy as fuck but really im staying sober and trying to do well with work as right now this is my main concern. im still not 100% over dimepiece leaving as for some reason i didnt throw away her toothbrush yet and every girl has asked whos toothbrush it is to which i reply...a good friend...this toothbrush of the many that get tossed in the trash monthly has sentimental value. lol

To me the best news about all of this is it was done without going to the club. while i miss going out and havent partied since i got back from Laos overall its a good thing for me. the beat is that work has been shitty since i got back and im not sure if it has to do with dimepiece leaving or if im just running bad a little. i really cannot wait to get back to where i was before and have a cushion on things and basically not have to worry about work. just gotta focus..or run better i guess. i dont want to count my chickens before they hatch but there is some big things in the works far as my potential future in this country and if it goes as planned well..game over. wish me luck...chokdee kap!

Trip to Laos...One loong night

So i had to do my annual 6 month visa run to laos and it actually turned out alot better than expected. after a 9 hour bus ride we went to the embassy and applied for visas, hit the hotel and i slept till nighttime. there was a group of cute yet not beautiful filipino girls with another visa company at our hotel... about 5 of them that were decent/ seemed to be digging me but to me i was ready to go out and have fun as last lao trip was quite eventful. So....off into the night me, a russian, new yorker and british dude went via tuk tuk. the first bar was standard all working girls but they did have a pool table. to me this was boring/not really a challenge/i wasnt planning on paying for time with a girl. after 20 minutes we decided to go to the lao disco and off we went based off the recommendation of a waitress at the bar. this disco was at a really nice place but upon arrival was a complete bust so we instantly left and hit disco number 2. this disco was jumping and the 4 of us went in on a bottle which was uber cheap compared to bkk.

after surveying the field there was three lao girls that overly stood out and were semi guarded by lao men. yet they kept peering at our table and i caught one of them when she went to the bathroom and had a limited yet good conversation with her. she spoke a little english and my thai is still subpar but getting alot lot better each day. so we exchanged numbers and she invited me to her table. my worldwide confidants sat at our table while i joined her and the rest of the lao contingency. she kind of caught me off guard when she ordered a new bottle to her table and paid for it herself...? there was a few guys there and other people so basically this told me she was rich and didnt care to have someone pay for her...awesome. around 2 the disco closed and she told me there was another but she didnt have room to bring the people i had come with. all the farangs i was with btw spoke fluent/much better thai than me.

she told them where to go and i went outside with her and her friends and hopped in her 4runner...lol as trivial as this may sound to my US friends a girl in Laos that drives a 4runner means that she is pretty much filthy rich by Lao standards...n e ways the next club was even better and i can say that after this night i consider myself a pro far as the laos nightlife. something weird happened when we were at this club that i hesitate to mention but whatever..one of the guys that was with our group...the russian came up to me and pointed out a ladyboy and said..."he has nice boobs" i laughed at this b/c while i would never consider seeing a katoey it seemed that he was just appreciating his boobs. my smile however turned upsidedown when he than said that he'd like to take her/him home and i replied up2you as i quickly excused myself to the toilet. me and rich Lao girl danced and stuff and she bought another bottle. she was beautiful and had a light blue dress on nice tits and a beautiful face. when that disco closed i asked her to give me a ride home..she dropped off her friends and came to my hotel..after a few minutes she was naked and showed me her "O" face. funnily right after we finished she left and i kind of felt like i had just been used. but hey i dont mind. she gave me her number and when i woke up in the morning i went back home/just got back to bkk.

i was supposed to see dimepiece today but i guess i took to long as instead of getting back at 9 like i had guessed i got home at 1:00 and she informed me she was "busy". 0h well she is going to go back to her hometown soon which is probably good b/c shes a headtrip for me and as much as i like her..its probably best that she eventually is cleared from my mind. i do have to say ty to a friend who reads my blog and sent me a website about how to deal with thai girls and relationships after reading my blog. its something i was already well aware of and she is the type that doesnt really apply to the circumstances in the article he sent me but it was helpful to say the least.

i will end blogging about dimepiece by saying im grateful to have spent alot of time with her as in some ways she made me more concious of shit i need to take care of and was very encouraging. im eating even better than before, going out less and more on top of things than i was before. above all i will miss the sex with her. i can close my eyes and see that rack bouncing up and down..the noises she makes in bed could be recorded and used for a male relaxation listening tape yes. good news is she will be back..im not sure when exactly but ill def make some time for her when she does. 2nd girl out of 100 or so in thailand that touched my soft spot.

So... i been back in bkk for a few days and alot has happened so ima end this blog and start another. hopefully i will be able to include info other than women in it but its hard b/c have alot to talk about. anyhow. life is goot yes.......

Taking over the Market..broken heart...kind of lol

So ill start with the brag before the beat.....,,,,the girl from the market called me today and i couldnt understand bearly anything i guess b/c she speaks issan which is like the country version of thai. even the taxi driver mai kow jai(not understand her) i was however able to determine that she wanted me to meet her at Tesco lotus and it was her day off. So....we met there and she said some shit in issan i had no idea but i got into the taxi with her and we drove for a long time. really i had no idea where we were going lol....a taxi ride to other side of bkk is about 200 baht and this time we went in the opposite direction toward outter bkk..uncharted areas on a 120 baht taxi ride which she demanded to pay for but later i gave back b/c it probably represented 3-4 hours of work for her being she works at food stand at the market.

when the taxi stopped i looked at a huge beautiful park that we apparently were going to and it was a refreshing journey away the normal club stuff ext. nice scenery, feeding fish chocolate puff chips lol and a historical museum that was huge but you couldnt go inside? and only had 5 things to look at all based off the kings earlier days..huge building...5 small attractions to look at..typical thailand weirdness..we climbed into a treehouse that was there and being shes like 19 years old it was cute to "make out" in it. lol

after we went to my house and the taxi drove past my turn costing an extra 20 baht but more importantly causing us to wait in traffic for 15 minutes more.... i flipped out. taxis are the evil in thailand for foreigners and when i get a good one i will literally tip him for not wasting my time...but when i get a bad one ohhh mai sabai.. for some reason i flip out on taxis and all thai girls get kinda mad at me as im super nice but when u get me in a taxi with an idiot driver i become instant asshole and literally tell them to stop and get out..whether there coming with me or not.

she followed tho and we walked a block and got on motorbike taxi thus elluding the traffic jam and to my pad she went. when we got there she said she was tired which i took as a sign of her wanting to lye down on my bed and get shipped. after 5 minutes of playing iwth her nom(tits) she kept asking me something and i had no idea what she was saying. i intuitively pulled out a rubber and bingo. she took off my pants and said **** yai means big **** lol. i than realized that i was about to take her "farangginity"(inside joke when ur the 1st forieigner a thai girl has sex with like taking virginity all over again)and this made me even more excited! i was further pleased when she hopped on top and grinded from slow to a superfast motion that i have not yet experienced in my life to this point during sex.. really its like watching a dvd on fast forward. it was awesome the only beat was my nice thai silk bed sheet got blood on it...eww sorry to mention that but hey whatever.

i used to pride myself on how long i can last but lately it seems im lasting to long and rather than being appreciative these girls are just getting plain worn out..do i give a shits...mmm little bit as i do like to make women happy. after she took a shower and instaleft as i suspect im either her "falang" gik or she had to get home early as she prob lives with her parents being young 19 year old..i didnt complain as that meant no over expectations. ship the market girl..one step closer to my ultimate girl of having all thai area non speaking english girls..that are sexy yet innocent and untouched by foreigners...except me..muhahaha

while the typical thai girl might ask u occasionally to buy her some pants or something...a hiso thai girl like stockings would expect jewelery...being that i dont really do either i was happy to give the girl 100 baht...$3 to get her nails done..what a genelman(thai pronounciation of the word)

on to the beat. well i dont like to dwell on things past one day and i guess its not a beat but dimepiece turned out to be semi pro or more of a farang juggler having 2 guys that she met before that send her money plus 1 gik that i know of. probably more...if you were to label her a pro shes more like a hiso(upperclass) escort that has a select clientel. honestly the more time i spent with her i knew this was the case. i mean she had no regular job, mad gold and dresses better than 90% of the women in any club at any given time. at times it made me wonder why i was even there when i already had the prettiest girl in the room on my arm. in her defense she was super sprung/played the roll until i slept with another women after 4 days of being with her in a row..she was okay the first time but the 2nd she was pissed. than..the 3rd time well we almost stopped talking.

than the next night to get back at me she came clean when we were out and i was semi heart broken for a total of 1 10 minute phone call to my overseas consultant/brother whom reminded me that this was good luck for me in the end as that just means i can rotate her and not have to worry about it. so i had a long talk with her and its better in the end as we have an "understanding" and im still seeing her quite often and she even called me at 8am last morning to check to see if i was with someone. cute...i called her today tho and i think she was with someone but she did answer and i was happy with this as weird as it may sound to my american friends well this is a relationship in thailand i guess...and i had just got done with market girl so it worked out just fine yes. sabai dee kap

Later that night she sms'd me and confirmed she was with a "visitor" and going out for the night but again at least she hit me up. the thing about this girl is i really like her and as weird as it may sound even though i had just shipped the market girl i was semi jealous. i told a homey and his reply was "your getting soft dude" lol. i laughed it off and realized his simple reply had a deep yet suttle meaning that basically i shouldnt be tripping and even though things are optimally how i should want them..i get to have her when i want...can do whatever i want and even tell her about it...maybe its not exactly what i want...i dont know...to say the least shes the 2nd girl out of a hundred or so since i been in thailand that has become "special" to me so in the end im just happy to continue things with her in some fashion or another. anyways enough talk about this...i have decided that my next blog will be completely ungirl related...so unless something super interesting happens on the lady front which in all likeliness is very possible i will blog about interesting stuff in thailand. kap kap kap

smile from cheek to cheek...

Im happy to report in this blog that im very happy with life...as if life already wasnt enough right?

seriously, my new cupcake "dimepiece" has definately had a good effect overall on my phsyce if you will. for the most part id say the positives far outweigh the negative. i guess its not so much a negative but far as other women in some respects its limiting...for the moment at least but hey whatever. ive been spending aLot of time with her or almost everynight minus a planned out booty call + night out with the homeys..about 1 week in total. I have not spent this much time with a girl since i broke up with #1. in random order i will list some ways that ive noticed an improvement from her prescence.

for one i dont have a maid and while most thai girls clean your house there are the ones that leave it messier+ hair everywhere is a never ever ending problem...the booty call i did have this week left hair in the shower which dimepiece cleaned, she than gave it to me saying she had cleaned up all the hair last time and this batch was new, frowned...than smiled...than went back to cleaning? lol so my condos being cleaned daily opposed to 2-3x a week by various thai girls.

she took me shopping for the first time yesterday..meaning we went to carefour a big grocery store which up until that visit i had not gone to one since i been in thailand. i bought hella food basically filling my fridge. so im stocked with food.

as shy as she is when were out she walks around my house naked as she doesnt want to wrinkle her nice dresses n stuff she wears or something like that. its kind of weird but i like the fact she undresses when we get home...most girls just take off there shoes when they first get to my room..she gets down to her thong...being that her body is damn near perfect its cool scenery to keep me entertained when im playing some pokers. perfect tits very thin waist nice thick booty..theres something infinately sexy about having a girl with big tits hanging out wearing pantys serving you a sandwich she just made and cutting weird looking yet delicious thai fruit/feeding it to you while you work. yes

ive begun this month semi strong in poker and am potentially on track to recover from my horrible downswing of last month. its still to early to tell but in short i think that im playing alot better as im more happy and am less tilted when i lose a big pot. this has been a tough time for me to deal with how bad i been running but bottomline is my head is super clear and i feel like im playing my A game..or at least A- which is still better than 90% of the people playing tournaments humbly speaking.

my thai has improved even more..id say she speaks to me in 70%english 30% thai and alot of times shell say something in thai and if i dont understand she'll tell me what it means. basically shes teaching me always and as trivial as it may sound i can now further express myself in simple sentences like instead of saying say stuff like "you like pool?" i can now say

koon yak bai len pool mai? (you like to go play pool?) as simple as it may sound its actually more complex or its piecing the words together properly that make it that much more of an accomplishment.

sex is very good with her and we have alot of it. alot. lol maybe just b/c im a sexaholic but hey at least she can hang. The other day my closest bkk friend told me a day after a night we had out where she was chilling that he saw me smile more than i had in one night since id known him. this was partly due to her but not completely...

One random night after RCA we went to afterhours where i met up with a bunch of my homeys. back in the US i have friends from different backgrounds and many ethnicitys ext ext. the table of friends i had assembled was no different all various backgrounds and ultimately some cool mofos. My euro poker homeys that i roll with more than any other group, the euro/america english teaching/thai speaking pimps that are pimps and well i dont know what else to say other than speaking thai makes you an auto pimp out here. and lastly my thai homeys that were raised in america which i am now actively working on music with. they know the right people to get it played in the clubs=more pussy. lol anyways we all shared a table and when i proposed a toast it was an awesome feeling that 10 of my friends...all from different countrys/backgrounds/totally different type of people lifted there glass thus reminding me how wide my range is far as the type of people i get along with...this made me very happy and me n dimepiece grinded the night away but than came the inevitable downside of having a cupcake.....

aside from putting about 3 rotationals on hold/ignore mode past occasional sms...

the hiso stockings girl came to the club and frowned at me as she saw i had a lady. she be pimping herself but i think it was the touchy feelyness of dimepiece that angered her. she was pretty pissed but based off the dynamics of thailand relationships i dont think this will be a problem when i do decide to focus on her that is. than there was this other girl i been talking to that i plan on handling and well my game got wrecked with her also. to me its okay as its not hard to find new work. ever but one day mark my words i will take her home. kap

Now i know your thinking wtf this girl is killing your game in some respects....but the effect has not all been negative on the lady front. for instance i went out last night with the homeys and there was 2 rediculously looking stunners at rca. i mean hot. my homey went to get me a drink and i approached them by myself and whatever i said had them both smiling and laughing, i got 1 number and it opened the door for the homey who got my drink to get the others. these girls were close to the most knotchiest thing you will see at RCA, or thailand..in general.

the girl whos number i got said she was a "dancer" of some sort and worked in singapore/macau/other places overseas..its one thing to be a stunner at a gogo...and another to be one at a g club...but one that gets flown around asia well...that is probably the highest end of that type of women..although she wouldnt tell me her exact line of work the line of work..... she doesnt have boyfriend but said she can have a "friend" and well i hope to be one of them...i told her to come to afterhours and she called me later that night but dimepiece had called me and met up with me already making me question if i was seeing her to much/confirming i had broken the "new pussy" on weekends rule. the moral of this story is that im more energized or am operating at a zero fear level where no bird is off limits. basically being more happy=more energy=pimping more hard when i so choose.

ill end this rambling blog by saying that the one girl that i cupcaked with for about a week when i first came to thailand now about 9 months ago called me while i was writing this blog. its been 9 months lol since i seen her and she calls me 1-2x a month. this time tho she cried saying she loved me still and had a broken heart. lol 9 months later..still..wtf..lo o well

Free drinks and ship the dimepiece

So i been laying semi low due to my downswing with work last month. but that doesnt mean im not having fun. if anything ive been resorting to my hometown instincts of pimping shit so that im not spending to much moneys.  i been seeking out hip hop clubs as i recently concluded that more corgial settings(not 100+ people) are good way to engage/ ship women vs monster crowds of people. basically theres value in the smaller spots and by the end of the night youve interacted with a good amount of the pooying in general that are up in the club. 

theres a good spot called bed supper club and on tuesdays they have hip hop. i went there alone b/c some girl knew the dj and got me on the guest list so minus a 600 baht entry fee. i didnt see her when i got there but this one model girl(or hiso escort..were still not sure) my friend had shipped and brought to my house with her friends had a bottle and many friends at her table and she invited me to drink from there bottle...ship

after like 3 drinks, arranging her friend who wasnt there but liked me to come see me sometime the girl that invited me there showed up and came and grabbed my arm and asked why i was with many ladys. lol so i went with her to her table and drank the bottle she bought and at 2am she asked what i was doing and im going to ship her soon but wanted to go to scratch dog as lately i just enjoy having fun. so i met up with a homey there and we had a bottle and drank. 

as the night went on more and more homeys showed up till we were chillen in full force.

i saw the hiso stockings girl as she seems to grind that spot more than me? wtf? lol and flirted for a little and went seperate ways as usual. basically i have to find the time outside of being there to hit that. however the other day i was getting into a cab with a girl and saw hiso stocking girl and she than blew up my phone like 4x and while i didnt answer i think in some way this had a reverse jealousy okay im the shit but im ready to be shipped kind of effect as the girl i was with was super hot hot. an sms came in while at the club from this one chick and it was time to go. lately i havent really been shipping from scratch as i shipped a few and maybe when im there im just so drunk that it doesnt matter to me but i do love hip hop and its afterhours so until further notice it will be the hot spot.

i  been getting more thai lessons lately from the ladys and i went to the market the other day near my house and one of the super hot non english speaking girls who probably never knew a foreigner before me started speaking in thai to me as usual but this time....i UNDERSTOOD wtf she was saying! hahaha this my friend is big as my basic goal is to oneday speak fluent thai and ship nothing but non english/farang speaking thai girls that live in super thai areas as honestly there more innocent/sexy than working girl/disco club girls. anyways when i asked her how sshe was doing she said not good becuase i hadnt come to eat seafood salad at her spot in a while and she missed me and wanted to know when she could come to my apartment...hahha i think shes been saying this to me for like a month straight now its just i never understood before and thought she just kept asking me where i lived but this time i got it and took her number and will ship when i have time as big news of this blog is i now have a new cupcake...

as you know #1 was my last cupcake and well im not going to call this girl #1 but i can say that she is damn near perfect body almost a 10... seriously like if i were to mold a body out of clay it would look just like hers. shes kind of tall like a model and has perfect size firm tits. she told me she has a nice nice big booty and her body is just banging.. looks alone cannot get a girl to cupcake status but before i get into that lemme touch down on how i met her..Now i met her at a spot "spicy" where most of the girls are working but as you know from prior blogs my thai speaking UK homey taught me how to find the non pros which constitute about 10-15% the women there and ship accordingly. so i went there with a homey who came from phuket and had never done bkk nightlife. i took him there b/c hes shy and i wanted to make sure he got taken care of. i didnt really care myself and was just sipping the bottle we had as this one girl who i had hit lets call her "headdoctor" before came up to me. 

she told me that i had broken her heart and she missed me and a bunch of standard thai girl shit. i just laughed and told her that if she wanted to go home with me that night she could but she needed to understand that i was not going to be her boyfriend. she kept playing around like she was choking my neck when in walked the new cupcake. her and a bunch of her friends stuck out like a sore thumb as most the working girls dress accordingly and lets label her  "dimepiece" came in with her friends looking nice and classy like a girl id meet at any regular spot and i knew right away they were non pros there to have fun with friends as many girls go to these spots just do just that just like to be around a bunch of foreigners that are not in the nana area.

 i saw this poker player that i dont really like and talked to him for a bit while headdoctor was trying to get my attention by girating on my lap while i drank and looked at dimepiece or future x girlfriend haha and pointed the group out to the other poker player by saying " non pros "

he obv decided to go up to dimepiece and try and talk to her which he did as he has game and is a handsome dude (no im not gay) and he did a little till she went to the bathroom..in otherwards dude...you failed! so he came back and i told him to find another and he walked off looking for some other chick. dimepiece came back to her table next to mine and we made eye contact even tho headdoctor was grabbing my c#% discretely and when she walked away from my table to talk to her friends i tapped the shoulder of one of dimepieces friends and said that i wanted dimepieces number and would call her tommorow. her friend obliged and gave me her number but before she could give me her mobile back headdoctor came back to table and asked why i was talking to the girl at other table blah blah. she than asked me if i remembered her name and my reply was "ummm......beautiful?" lol 

homegirl slipped me back my phone and i told headdoctor lets go and she got her purse and right when we got to the door she stopped and asked me if i loved her..wtf? bitch didnt i just tell you you are nothing more than an evening..i dont even care to lie to you to take you home tonight..basically fuck off. i told her i saw my friend(poker dude i dont really like ) and she should go back to her friends. she started to make a fuss about it but i just walked away. pokerdude came up to me and said this girl wanted to take him to her house and when she turned around my ladyboy radar went off in a major way. i looked at him and said...you know thats a dude right? he said..no she said she wasnt.. even tho i didnt like this guy i prefer to save any man from waking up with another man. i said well up 2 you and just check her id yo. so he went with he and i laughed inside as dudes a deusch so in the end i guess you get yours. 

it was 6am and i said fuck it im going home but as i walked out the door i decided to call dimepiece just to say hello as i didnt want to approach her in the club as headdoctor would surely make a fuss about it. as i was standing outside the sidedoor opened and out walked dimepiece trying to hear what i was saying...hello! unlike some girls you meet at the club she actually looked better in the daytime and its weird b/c while shes not a working girl and i hadnt talked to her at all i just started walking with her she asked where we were going i said home she said ok! ship.

we got to my house and after her being super shy for like an hour i was able to get her naked and just sat there for like 5 minutes admiring her body. wow sex was awesome i mean i could tell that she hadnt had it in a while as she was super tight and screaming to where i was afraid my neighbors would knock on my door and we did it like twice. in the mornoon we woke up and talked for like 4 hours straight...this is not something i usually do...period. but she was interesting and started to tell me that i needed to do many things like take out my trash, stop smoking, take care of myself and well i liked this as in the end the best thing a women can do for a man is make him be a better man and most thaigirls are submissive slaves but this one was being herself and i just met her but was giving it to me straight even tho she was noticably shy when out and in bed.

longstory short its day 4 of her staying at my condo and the sex has gotten better and better. like most the other girls i been with she told me i have more power/stamina than she has seen and she didnt know much but ive taught her very well and she now knows what i like and may even be starting to get more horny than me? after 3 rounds this mornoon i felt her hands grabbing on me while we lied in bed and thought wow this girl likes it as much as me which is needed to be my cupcake as i kind of consider myself as having a problem with sex meaning if i like a girl i will want to have sex like 5-6 times in a day which they tend to tire out after 2-3.  lol when i like a girl i can do many times as me and #1 once had a 12+ round 1 1/2 all day/night session not even getting out of bed. i been out one night when she was here and stuff but overall shes been chillin/cleaning my house, doing my laundry, giving me massage...the standard thai girl stuff but when shes a super hot model looking girl its that much better na? i been working while shes here sitting watching ghetto thai cable and just chillen smoking a little drinking less! i think she will be good for the timebeing and ill keep some/weekends on the side as i think this is what i need to get my head back in line /be more responsible and in a nutshell not go out eveynight and just run a muck. for now at least. haha  

Most EPIC Birthday ever! trifecta of same name?

damn, been a while since i blogged. i wrote a blog about my bday and it got erased at the end thus unmotivating me to blog for a while. this is from my bday which was may 21st. holla

I woke up with 2 thai girls sleeping in my bed and went to take a shower. still no 3xsome but done things with both yet seperately. when i got out of shower this song was playing being that it was my birthday i couldnt help but laugh a little bit..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swT10E6t3Yk

after a 2 hour thai massage and going to the gym i went to the intercontinental hotel for some sushi with my dad. this place is 5x star type thing and the private room we had along with thai girl dressed in kimono speaking japanese was no exception. after meditating on the structure of courses in some japanese type of way my dad ordered about 12 different things ranging from sushi, to seafood salad, kobe meat and noodles..and mad sake. after 2 hours of eating, drinking and bullshiting with pops before i went to go meet up with my friends he suggested we go to agogo to see some tittays. sure why not

after sitting there for 5 minutes i was physically admiring the quality of the boob job this girl had as while most work tend to be like airbag type feel. hers were more like soft sandbags. the typical cost of that in thailand is like 50k so when she told me hers were 80k it was no suprise. when i first came to thailand i didnt know if they were real or fake, now im judging the quality of the nom(boobs) themselve. my dad turns to me and says happy bday take that one for a spin. coool. im personally not breaking bread to take a girl from the gogo as i dont need to but hand it to me on a bday platter and fosho. So we went to a shorttime room and it was a 2 round good run...the rapport was there and the performance on point so after #2 i washed up and pressed on to meet the homeys.

it was pretty late already so it was straight to afterhours spot. Here i saw the hiso stockings girl thats been haunting my infatuations lately. before i could speak she ran up to me and gave me a kiss. yyaaay. for whatever reason this small gesture was more fulfilling than some nights ive had maybe b/c the harder you work the more you enjoy it. shortly after that i got an sms from my 2 thai girl friends/i dunno...lets just call them A & B that they were coming to scratch as we had planned earlier.

when they got there to my suprise they bought a bottle to my table. ship? so with 2 bottles, 2 homegirls? and 2 of my friends i asked them if they could go and find some friends for my friends since there friends were also there..make sense? they did but what they brought back wasnt exactly satisfactory but hey, cant complain if its like handed to you type thing. so one of the homeys left as he is going back to europe and the other one was pressing on some girl at the table next to us while me and my 2 thai soldiergirls drank bottle #1 and #2. sheeet i was very wasted at which point i suggested "gup baan mai" go home>? being that both these girls had there clothes at my house i think we know what this means. So we got in the taxi and when we got home.............................................................!.........................!

ive been steering away from sexual activity depictions in my blog somewhat as one of my friends told me it sounded like softporn or some shit lol but hey....we laid down on my bed and the girls were wearing tshirts with pantys...i was kissing one and started to touchy feely the other...we were all very drunk and i got them to kiss but they didnt do no super lesbo shit. it took like 5 minutes of talking them into this but after the lights went off i started plugging one of them...than i was plugging the other. it wasnt like some super 3way ordeal but i rotated a few times..this went on for about an hour until i finally busted a huge bday ! i than lyed there for about 2 hours longer in complete happiness.  while ive had more interactive 3way situations in thailand this was innocently enjoyable.

SHIP IT EPIC BDAY I LOVE THAILAND...kap

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since its been a while since i blogged im going to include a random thing that happened to me about a week ago which has almost come full circle. So my phone rings and its some chick asking me if i had called her. i was like huh? than after speaking to her realized i had no idea who she was and told her to send me pix to my email. Her name was Tar. she turned out to be hot and while i was talking to her on facebook she asks me if i have msn, i give to her and than Tarr adds me as a contact and she instantly messages me on it. so i start talking to her on both msn and facebook.? 

about 1 minute later i realize that its 2 different chicks, one i met the other day and this new one, they have the same name and im talking to both of them at the same time. lol weird right.

So that night i go with the homeys from america that were on holiday to some of the standard "holiday spots" aka spicy. anyways i meet one nonpro girl but she speaks zero english and after dancing a while her friend tells me there going home so im like whatever. me and my friend are leaving and some chick getting food smiles at me. i stop and talk to her for about 20 minutes feeding her total bs. after giving her my pitch about how im not on holiday, i live here translation->(i aint paying you shit) i popped the "so you want go my place"? question. 

she said well..up 2 you...ha i love it. up 2 me dont have to say twice. i shipped that night and again in the morning as she woke up at 8am to go to work in the other side of bangkok. lol she was fun but honestly afterwards i was wondering to myself if there is such a thing as being oversexxed as i felt kind of like i was just going through the motions rather than passionate sex. maybe she just wasn't the best performer but she performed nonetheless....the punch to this whole story is the next day i saw a paper on the table and looked at the name and her name was Tarn . LOL 3 girls with name same same 1 day..trifecta? ill update more on the status of the other 2 Tars next blog but i will say ive made it a personal mission to ship all three as thats just totally random they all have the same name. 1 Tar down and 2 to go.

My house turns into a disco..2 thai girls moved in...LOL

So alot has happened since last blog. first we went to scratch dog afterhours(my favorite club in bkk) and i saw the hiso girl with stockings that is probably most beautiful/drives jaguar/semi out of my financial league i thinks. she came up to me and gave me a hug outside the club. i went in later and we danced ext ext. shes like protected by her guy friends that tried to cockblock me second i stepped to her but she told them to back off and well im not sure what im going to do about this one other than be extremely infatuated with her. scary thing is i sense shes like a female version of me game wise and after we were chillen for a while she said she had to go back to her friends b/c it was her friends "last night in bkk" ironically i used this same excuse earlier in the day when i was putting this one girl on ice that wanted to kick it with me. she did however thank me for the song i sung to her over the phone last time we spoke(akon-i wanna fuck you...lol) and to call her. so we will see if this is my future x wife or not. 

Being that alcohol cost way to much at the clubs im trying to spend more time at home and if you dont have $ to go to the disco..why not bring the disco to you? this is an inside joke that only my best tall friend will understand when i say my condo turned into the eastiny disco last night. One of my homeys called these model girls that wanted to chill/he shipped one of them night before. i already had 2 chicks at my house(ill explain later=) and my other homey came through and brought 2 girls also. so it was me 4 homeys, 3 models, 2 crazy girls and 2 good looking uni students at my pad. 

my pad is not that big btw so we had to open my BR and people were on the balcony and stuff and we all got drunk and burned a little green. it was a fun time to say the least and there was dancing, some games and a little bit of strip poker/rigged by the dealer...aka me. things got kinda rowdy tho when a crazy girl told a model chick that she liked her shirt but not her..they started beefing little bit and the models got mad and wanted to go to the club...my homey who shipped one of them just said we'll meet you there  and they left and while it sucked to see them leave..there was more space in my apt so i was happy and thanked the crazy girl in the end as...model or no model profession wise these grrrls were hot same same. 

So me my homeys and the remaining pooying drank till very late, my 2 euro homeys bounced out and it was me and my thai/born in america homey, 2 crazy girls and 2 uni students. we stayed up very late and ended up sleeping at like 5am. after a good night me and the 2 girls retired to my loom. now i know what your thinking and the answer is not yet but i beleive its within my grasp as i did make out with the girl #2 last night but she turned very shy when her friend came back in the loom. anyways its been a few days now that these 2 girls have been staying at my house and well...today i told them i had to go out and they could chill before they left as i expected them to leave..they did but when i got home they strategically left hair curlor, shoes and some clothes...basically reinsuring another entry into my condo..blah!    

So the story goes that i took this one girl home from scratch dog a few nights ago and well. her friend was with her and she said they were best friends and that she was staying the night at her house or something. either way the second she asked if her friend could come to i instantly nodded my head yes. so we went home and i nailed one of them to the wall while the other slept in living room. the next evening i was on my way out the door and they both showed up semi unannounced and we just happened to be going to the same club...riiight. so we rolled together and that night for whatever reason i shipped the girl again. this time after her friend came and slept in bed with us......still nothing but promising i thinks. 

day 3 i didnt go out with them but knew they left alot of stuff at my house so i hid it in case i shipped something. i got so drunk from my friends birthday and went home and at 7am they knocked on the door. so im not sure really what to say about all this other than its semi weird. or im just baffled. its kind of like these 2 girls moved in my pad but on the same note im not really sure why i havent booted them yet. the only explanation i can give is theres 2..not 1 and 2 can be madfunson. we'll see. side note is alot of times i write a blog, never finish or take days to publish it as im semi lazy but i wrote all but last paragraph few days ago. alot has happened but it deserves to be in next blog as its the birthday blog! ship.

MC at the club and 1 day ninja mission to Patts

So ive begun to dip back into my music roots in a sense that the other night my boy was Dj in at a club and i joined him to "MC" talk on the mic while he spun. it was fun as its been a while since i touched the mic and it felt good. we got alot of free drinks and shit and just had a blast. there was some chicks there eyeing me n shit but i was just having fun rocking the party. afterwards my friend gave me 1k baht..lol i made my first baht in thailand from non poker work. 

There was one cage dancer at the club and well i got her number and plan on slowly seeing her again should my friend ask me to do it again at that spot which i have a feeling he will. after the club we went with some peeps to this one restaurant/indian food place and smoked some sheesha and just kicked it. ive been dealing with a sick downswing from work so rather than afterhours it i went home and got some rest. this was followed by 2 days of intense work and going to the gym. i worked so hard infact that i didnt sleep one night and while the results werent what i hoped for i was focused to say the least. about midway through day 2 of working/didnt sleep that night/not a big deal b/c when i go out i dont sleep till 6am anyways my boy called me and said he was dj ing at another club that night. COOL he than told me..oh btw its in pattaya..lol i just came from there but being that i was tired of working i said F it lets do this, plus he was rolling there in his homeys jeep making the trip more bearable.

We werent leaving till 10pm tho so to kill time instead of sleeping i went to get a massage where this one girl really likes me and i plan on hitting at a time when im not busy with other stuff. she started the 2 hour thai massage and within 10 minutes i had passed out.  i woke up when she was massaging my personals( not at all standard for a "thai massage" a thai massage is typically just a regular massage if you want more thats oil massage) anyway she looked at me and said you sleepy. i said yes and just fell back asleep. i didnt even care for what she was doing at the moment as my eyes could bearly stay open. 

after the massage i went to the market to get some seafood salad...oysters, shrimp, greens, glass noodles a bunch of other stuff i dont even know what it is, super spicy delicious food total cost $1.25 the girl who works at this spot is really cute and super thai non english speaking. everytime i go there we try to hold a conversation but epically fail. i think that eventually ill be able to say enough to her so that i can bring her to my pad and knock it out. than again i like to go there to eat so if i curb her shortly after it might be akward. either way i enjoy flirting with her. theres something so sweet about an innocent thai girl that speaks zero english and is simple yet very beautiful. at this point its way more sexy to me than like some big titty working girl honestly...although those ones arent bad either. lol

I went home got dressed and it started raining..than thunder..?within 5 minutes of being home..this was a good sign that it was time to leave Bkk on a 1 day ninja pattaya mission. My homey picked me up and off we went. On the way there i sms'd some of the girls i saw there and kind of lined things up but left it open as i wanted to see wasup with this club. to my suprise it was in a total outter area far as the "holiday" spots that i go to when im with my homeys that visit. this...was like a reflection of Bkk clubs. Basically an all thai spot and it was set up the same as clubs out here. My friend hopped on the tables and i hopped on the mic and we were having fun. some girls in the front were feeding us tequila shots and we had a bottle on stage so it was a good time. around 3am we finished and i looked at my phone and the main girl i spent time with last time in patts was calling me. 

The girls at club Noir were good definately, but i have kind of taken a liking to this girl we will call shygrrl for identificational purposes. (shes shy when out but in bed total freak with stamina+2 for that) i told her to meet me at the club, she did and at 5am we went to the room my homey had hooked up. i didnt get any money for this gig but i did run up a tab of like 2k baht at the club so that was fine with me. Me and shygrrl got to my room and i was so drunk that when she went to take a shower before bed i fell asleep! i woke up like 3 hours later and realized she would have to go to work soon so i jumped on it and went a round. she than jumped on me and went for even longer. from about 10 till 1pm when she was approx. an hour late for work. definately a good time with her...on a sliding scale i rate 8.5 far as performance and that is a good rating given the sample size/comparison of my female intake. lol  

My homey called me and asked if i wanted to go str8 back to bkk or hit the beach in jomtien...why not so we sat there and #1's friend who is from Bkk called me and was telling me about #1 who is in hawaii and at the end of conversation she asked me how long i was in pattaya. Man this is a girl who my boy saw and just a friend to me but how the word travels down here is just insane..i didnt even go to the main walking st. area, i had been incognito. anyways i called up issan bargirl who speaks zero english as her calls to me while i was in bkk were sweet to say the least, maybe its just shes sweet girl and i like that i dunno. but she rolled up with her friend to the beach and me, my homey and her friend just sat there drinking banana shakes and my friend was able to do some translation so that me and her could talk a little bit. She told him she wanted to go back to bkk with me and stay with me..lol obv thats not happening but again shes just so sweet and its kind of like a good tasting candybar, you know its not good for you but hey gotta have it once in a while. 

I think it has something to do with the night i met her, me sitting at another bar getting drunk just eyeing her for hours, her brushing off some young american dude after talking to him for a long time when i randomly decided to approach her..has built up a sexual tension chemistry thing that has yet to expire i guess. So i took her to a shorttime room and she did her best to make sure i would continue thinking about her after i left and i was impressed to say the least. after i tried to bread her out being shes a bargirl but she refused the dough which was cute but for some weird reason i slipped some baht in her purse anyways when she went to take a shower. getting a concious? no..just if you have a team of soldiers you gotta make sure there fed. at least the hard working ones right. 

Me and homey than went to play some pool at this air conditioned pool hall that is super sick and the girls there were wearing short skirts and kept bending over to rack the balls and would sit on the couch watching us in almost sexual looking positions. we talked to 2 of them and kind of left it open should we decide to want to holler on future ninja trips. after that we went and got some good old street food. i love the street food in pattaya moreso than bkk..the way they cook the sticky rice is off the hook and it was perfect end to the ninja mission. i than slept the whole ride home and when i got back it was 10pm..whether im working or going out im usually up late at night. this night however i was going on like 2 nights of close to 4-5 hours sleep total so i just passed out..sometimes...theres nothing like a good nights rest. 

i woke up feeling refreshed, won a small buyin omaha tournament which although it was small..it always feels good to win and take 1st and was a good confidence booster vs my downswing that im currently in. hopefully this is a sign that things will be turning around in that respect. side note..my birthday is in 8 days....hmmmm what should i do..i dont know yet but i promise..it will be epic..Maybe a G club with the poker players as typically the bday person doesnt have to flip the bill and the avg cost of that evening would be 4-5k baht.  we'll see. im going to be working heavily till than so wish me luck. 

G CLUB and phone conversations with thai girls

G CLUB-

 

So where do the super ballin thai people go for fun you ask a G club. these places offer    memberships and it cost like 30k baht for a 10 bottle deal. the clubs are super upscale and there is nothing but gorgeous women there. id say for most part there semi non pro as if you just offer some girl money shes not neccisarily going home with you. in another respect if she likes you shell go home with you im not sure if people bread them out or not as i had my own experience but i would assume for a young gorgeous model chick to do so with an old business dude some type of business transaction takes place. So me aand like 20 other rowdy poker players got to the club and it was someones birthday so we had reserved a room. in comes 15 super hot chicks to entain us and entertain us they did.

 it started by us just drinking a gang and the personal dj playing some tunes. i was talking to this one chick and she wanted to teach me a thai drinking game. half way through the lesson she began to take off her shirt than her bra, skirt and pantys till she was neeeked. i looked around and it appeared half the girls were taking there clothes off. keep in mind were in a group setting with all the homeys just drinking and stuff. eventually all the women were in various states of undress. one homey was being a slut and trying to kiss all the women, the birthday boy was being smothered by 2 girls and everyone was having fun. i can say that it was a special experience and the girl i was talking to was pretty hot and apparently the clubs pay them to entertain but not to go home with customers. so anyways i guess they have theme nights, crazy costumes ext ext and well its kind of like on some fantasy land type shit. me and homegirl chatted for a bit and im not sure how many bottles got popped but when the bill came in my jaw dropped. granted it was shared among 20 people but the bill was 60k baht. geezus.

 so anyways me and homegirl stepped outside for a smoke and i asked her if she wanted to go to some afterhours joint with me. she said yeah and on the taxi ride there she changed her mind, instead we went straight to my pad and i took care of that. she was just gorgeous seriously. the thing is tho i think to maintain relations with that of chick/mindstate would be costly and while she was dope its not like she had me doing backflips or some shit so i took her number and will give her a call but im not going to go there just to see her. in summary of g club its expensive unless you roll there 1-2 people get a bottle plan and do it incognito stidyle. it is however something i feel every man should experience once in there life and undoubtably one of the coolest evenings ive had far as experience while in bkk.

funny phone conversations with thai women

-crazy/cute thai girl calls me at 7am..? yes 7am i happened to just finish working about to sleep so i amuse myself by listening to her tell me she loves me for like an hour while she plays various top 10 usa songs they play in thailand and sings 70% of each song to me in broken english. i say 1 word every 10 minutes like yeah, i listen ext. this goes on till i eventually fall asleep. she probably sang for 20 minutes more before she realized i had passed out. she called me once since than but i wasnt in the mood to talk to her. 

-issan bargirl i saw when i was in pattaya..18, just moved there with her sister, sexy and someone i think about or at least havent forgotten far as performance in bed me called me this morning...at 6:30am...see a trend? lol all she could say is what you do? you have lady? and sabai dee mai(how are you) than the man who she was staying with started talking in the background like what are you doing who are you talking to and she hung up. weird..shes a bargirl whatever but sometimes i contemplate exactly what goes on in there minds. when dealing with these imparticular you have to put all western knowledge of women aside and take them on case by case basis. she was young and innocent and for some reason when i was chillen with her it prompted me to be very nice to her i even bought her a $3 necklace...what a charmer...lol

 my analysis is she likes me alot. but has to keep grinding so good luck to her maybe i see her again.........and hopefully her sister at the same time.

-i put my accountant girl on ice for about a month meaning i didnt call her at all as ive been busy. infact i semi curbed most of my regular rotation for no reason imparticular other than like a pair of gloves you use for cleaning after a few times you throw it away. she had other qualitys and i saw her for a little bit. i feel like she was my best thai teacher so i smsed her yesterday saying i just got back in the country. she replyed "i think you not like me becaue you not sms to me long time if you want me ok i will see you again but i dont like lie you know? if you have thai lady good for you tell me. have a good day. Nong" her english typing has improved since i last sms'd her. she obviously called me out on lying to her but i dont give a shit. she was sweeping

up girls hair last time she was at my house anyways. after seeing the message tho im 50/50 as to whether i bring her back or leave her in retirement. the funny thing is tho i bet i could wait another month..than call her...and she would come over same day. lol

-this brings me to a message i got today at noon today..a normal girl who works at the mall. i met her 1 time at the disco, took her home but didnt hit as she was talking to much wanting boyfriend bs and anyways...we played sms tag a little and i made plans/than cancelled on her 3 times in a row before i finally just stopped sms ing her. its been 20 days or so since i spoke to her. yet today she messages me asking what im doing tonight. as if it hasnt been like 3 weeks since i spoke to her. kind of goes line in line with other chick i guess it just doesnt matter timewise. update on that before i finished writing this blog she calls me and tells me her and her friend are moving into the condos that i live at. wtf? she dropped me off here once lol..she says she wants to move closer to bkk or some bs but of the million places in bkk..why choose mine? being that shes moving into my condo area shes now x nayed from my list as to close for comfort. theres like 6 buildings where i stay of different caliber so i asume shes probably moving into a less expensive building than mine. if anything ill let her come over and clean my house from time to time. if she can cook yum talay(seafood salad, my favorite thai food than shes welcome to hang out sometime to..thats about it.

-the last one was a hiso(upper class) super beautiful i met her at the club...she ran game on me...my friend commented and i agreed/categorized her as one of those liking to play games with man semi stuck up, knows there beautiful wanting to be showered by man type hiso chicks. this chick rolled up to the club in a jaguar and in thailand that means your like a millionare. anyways i feel it would take more effort and some $ that im not willing ot put out for her at least right now so just as pure amusement i called her...told her i thought she was stuck up and that man are to stupid over her..i think she was shocked as man probably usually brownnose to her and my plan was to shake up the cookie jar while enjoying myself. i than told her i was going to do something sweet and different b/c many man probably say the same shit to her...what did i do you ask? i sang her a song over the phone..what did i sing? lol that one akon song."i wanna fuck you" hahaha may sound trivial but to me it was hilarious and im sure she was shocked yet intrigued by how much of an ass i was and was singing songs about fucking her being that she is an upperclass high horse sitting hiso chick. after singing to her i told her i had to go and if she wanted she could call me she sms'd me 5 minutes later asking what i was doing that night to which i replyd..going out with friends talk you some other time. 

so we went out and being that afterhours spots are key for bringing home a girl its almost a waste of $ to go to the regular clubs from 11-2am. even if i meet a chick at 1oclock that doesnt mean im ending my evening just to go home with her. so rather than do that we went to the gogo clubs. $3 for a beer and you can just chill and look at the naked chicks poke fun at them, play with them even if you have no intention of barfining/taking one home. we took full advantage of this and after the gogo me and euro homeys went to a bar and my friend hustled free drinks playing connect 4 against bargirls..hilarious shit. he even beat the 40 year old mamasan. she was noticably pissed and shifted him on hte last drink he won so we bounced. my favorite club in bkk..scratch dog was closed friday night? wtf? yeah it was buddha day so we went to what was guaranteed to be open..club spicey mainly pros there and well we got a bottle and started just drinking it up. this girl comes up to me that i knew somehow but couldnt remember. she said that she knew me and well we started just hanging out a little. she was working girl and i told her i wasnt going to be her customer but she could hang out with me and my friends and offered her some whisky. she ended up chillen with me and brushing off hella dudes that were trying to step to her...i didnt really care if i shipped or not honestly and kept saying up 2 you if you want go working than do. she just kept looking at me all crazy n shit whatever.

There was this one poker dude in the group who i dont really like so when i saw him hitting on a ladyboy i didnt say anything to him about it..he obviously didnt know it was a ladyboy as sometimes its hard to tell..rule of thumb..when in doubt..leave it out! anyways he and he..lol left the club and i waited about 20 minutes to tell my friend that the dipshit had left with a ladyboy..they all laughed and messaged him. like an hour later he came back to the club and felt like an idiot..if he was my homey i would have said something from the jump but no.

 me and homegirl continued to kick it and went to spicey number 3..the after after after hours spot till about 9am in the morning. i was pretty drunk and enjoying myself till i started to get tired and told her i was going home and hugged her...she grabbed my hand and said lets go...ok sure. she bought some chicken and sticky rice and we got a taxi to my pad. funny side note. when we got to my house she went in my kitchen while i was eating and started cleaning it and doing my dishes..she than went in the bathroom and cleaned it also..keep in mind this is right after going out all night till 9 in the morning. lol while she cleaned i ate her food and than went to lye down. she took a shower and joined me. i was so tired and wanted to sleep but she jumped on top of me and went for a spin for a good hour or so till we both were dead..literally. so we slept till like 7pm the next day. she woke up and i ordered some food..or i guess you can say i told her to go get it. lol  she did and we ate and before she left she told me if i wanted a roomate she could move in and clean for me and shit. lol i guess thats more creative line to take than i love you wanat to be with you standard thai girl thing. i smiled and walked her downstairs. shes called me twice since than at like 3am assumingly for a booty call but one time i was busy and the other time sleep. 

 ive been trying to cope with a sick downswing im having with work since i got back from pattaya...my birthday is in 10 days and it would totally suck to be low on dough at that time. hopefully things get better with that. rather than end on that note ill say that i was looking at some recent pictures today and comparing them to ones of me when i first came to thailand. not only have i lost a bunch of weight/alot more healthy but its almost like i look younger. i guess staying very "active" and not eating processed american food can add some years to the lifespan. now if only i could quit smoking ciggz. 

Holiday from a Holiday

Sheeeet..so a 4 day pattaya visit somehow spiraled into 8. I dont know what came over me, i think it was a combo of seeing some american homeys and just chillen near the beach. yeah theres like 10k women in pattaya but the beach and cool weather was just what i needed to clear my head a little bit. that or just go berzerk. lol so i got there 1st night and met the homeys at the bar. within 5 minutes of sitting there my phone rang and sure enough it was the first girl i ever cupcaked with in pattaya for like 4 days who 7 months later still calls me for some weird reason. shes pretty hot but anyways she asked why i was here and had not called her...huh? yes i said within 5 minutes of me sitting there and yes i got in at night and went str8 to the bar so its like i had been outside for 5 minutes..how did she know i was here? the coconut internet travels faster than DSL itself i guess..

i said whatever fuck off as i just got there and we popped some bottles of sansomg, here we go go go...this thai whisky does not give me a hangover, i like it alot and well i can drink alot of it also. 3 bottles split between 4 people later we went to the main hip hop club in pattaya lucifers..now its been a minute since ive been to pattaya/last trip i was with #1 and let me say...man there was a whole lot of good looking girls there probably the most ive seen since ive been there...that or its just the fact there all new..lol usually i insta hone in on my prey but this time i wasnt the predator. a bunch of them were just on me and i found myself very confused and probably more drunk than anything as i did not know who to choose.  that first night i was trying to choose between 5 girls there but ended up leaving the club anyways and taking some girl i met while waiting in line for another disco? lol

2nd night i believe we went to a bar near where the crazy girl who still calls me works and i went over to say hi...she saw me coming from far away as did her friends but when i got 10 feet close to her bar i glanced over at another one and stopped...yum this shorty isaan girl was just banging..a cute little thing with nice milk and everything so i stopped just short of other homegirls spot and started to talk to shorty. within 1 minute i realized she spoke zero english which made me more interested as that means she hasnt been there hella long and also it gives me a chance to speak my broken 50 word/phrase vocab thai in process. 

after speaking to her i barfined her but told her to wait and went over to other girls bar to say hi. she was pissed but i didnt give a shit i sat next to her friend who started speaking on her behalf. "sophia misses you why you see other lady before speak to she" her friend asked. my reply to this was that im not seeing her b/c theres to many other women here..i mean i didnt want to hurt her feelings as im not keeping her..i than looked her friend up and down and realized she had improved since last time i saw her..yes she had a boob job and while i copped a feel of her work i told her that id like to see her while im here and that it was probably wrong of me to say this cuz of her friend but i didnt give a shit. she said it was as her friend/roomate was sitting next to her but than she smiled in a way that i knew it was all goot. i than tried to say hi to crazy girl b/c well its kind of cute her dedication of calling me after so long maybe one day ill give her a constilation ship.  

after that i went to the club with the homeys but i was so drunk yet again....maow mak mak...after being there for a while there was noticably less women as it was like monday night or something and maybe i just spent to much time thinking about this girl i had barfined but left b/c i wanted to go to the disco but for whatever reason at 2am...(real early bkk going out time...its like leaving the club at 11:30 in the US)  i went back to her bar and picked her up. as i left the crazy girl flipped me off and was noticably pissed...sorry   

time with non english speaking girl was awesome, infact it was probably the 2nd best i had on the trip if not tied for 1st. i woke up at 9am and felt totally refreshed. being that i usually work at night in bkk and if im not working im going out till like 6am,  honestly it was the first good nights sleep i have had in a long long long time.. this made me like her more. but come light time to go take care girl im off to 2 hour thai massage.. 

after that it was  off for more drinking at bar followed by the club yet again. this night was weird and in the morning i felt totally out of it and promised myself a day of sobriety..let me explain...i met this totally hot chick and took her home than out of nowhere while she was in my bed decided to give her the boot...im baffled myself and couldnt even really recal why i kicked her out but i hope it was a good reason sheet. 

so i took a day of sobriety and it was very cool being at the clubs that night as i was really focused and just enjoying myself. after the first club all my homeys went home and well i didnt really feel like it so i went to a club i never been to insomnia..this place plays alot of techno shit but i assumed and was correct that while they cater to a different foreigner clientel..the women there also vary looks wise from what you see at lucifers..interesting observation but being that i dont like techno to much i went to club number 3 rolling solo. i got there and noticed a few good ones..

funny side note is the girl who works at a pizza stand next to the bar we drink at came up to me, told me it was her day off and asked if i wanted to hang out with her. i declined aand kept observing.  

than i came across a light skinned looking girl with blue eyes...blue contacts but sexy whatever..we talked a little and she seemed very reserved. we bullshitted for a minute than went to my pad at like 6am. being we were both sober? lol we popped a 5th of sansomg and just talked for like hours laughing and joking.. she was hella cool spoke perfect english and i just had fun chatting with her. honestly it was the best conversation id had with a lady for a long ass time. i guess she had a farang boyfriend for like 3 years and he had already built her family a house ext ext. but than they broke up obv....anyways i found myself just spilling the beans to homegirl about myself, life, whatever and this is semi rare for me to do. i was almost content just sitting there talking to her...not sure why but i was...but hey wtf snap out of it...so i put her on her back and we did it for a long time. i think she was a little to creative on top but nonetheless it was a good time. when i say good i mean good...not great wow...so even tho she was one of the most awesome girls personality wise i spoke to in like the past 10 days or so...in the afternoon when we woke up i told her she had to go. she asked if i wanted to see her later..i said yes but by the time i walked out of my hotel i had changed my mind...if sex was as good as her personality i would have cupcaked with her a bit. but no...

The last night i was supposed to be there we went to the bar got drunk than the disco..same same....except this time i saw something that really caught my eye. im not sure if i been in thailand to long but my taste is shifting i think...lately in bkk i been into the model looking light skinned gorgeous face women with slim bodys and some junk but not need to be overkill...dont get me wrong i like overkill but hey whatever. so aside from being very hot something just stood out to me about this girl...im not sure what it was,  i stood there for a minute and observed as some cat tried to approach her but she declined and kept hanging out with her friends...hmmm i than bought a beer and told the bartender to get her a drink. he did and she insta came over to me. we talked it up a little, she works at a clothing stores at Central World. in otherwards she is non pro. she seemed cool yet very sweet and shy. we danced for a while and i wanted to be sure it was a lock so i kept asking her if she wanted to hang with her friends for a bit as there was so many fish but i liked this one but if non pro its not 100% lock or something like that. anyway she asked me to stay so i did and when i said i want go home you want come with me..she said yeah but just for sleeping yeah? yeahhh right...so i handled that and let me say that ummmm..very nice experience. honestly i ended up hanging out with her(at night at least) for the rest of the time i  was there.

during the day she was working so i would go hit a bar girl or 2 whatever but at night time we were chillen. honestly it was cool and if she lived in bkk i can say maybe i would spend some time with her as her english is pretty good and i like the effortlessness of her steez. but she doesnt live bkk and after a few days and many money spent on alcohol later..it was time to gup baan..go home. i think this girl likes me alot as she is going to take her 3 day "holiday" from work to come and visit me in bkk which i will gladly hang out with her for a few days as long as its not a friday, saturday...lol but yeah bitch come on monday. lol

SIDE NOTES-

-Went to the mall to look for women as i think there hiding there. found a few.  one that lives in bangkok. nice light skinned hiso chick on holiday.

-When i was at the bar that number ones friend worked at, a friend of hers who was from bangkok told me she thought it was my baby as #1 is pregnant. she also informed me the last night she came and saw me...was the day she legally got married.......nuts

-met twins, shipped one arranged a twinsome but next day her twin got barfined for the rest of the time i was there=( sorry bro i tried...=( =( -=*(.....= (

-pattaya is less expensive but i spent more there than i do on avg night in bkk..weird huh

-Soi Bukhao is like the thai part of pattaya, most of the bargirls live there and the prices are similar to that of a thai area in bangkok in most respects. a glass of sansomg cost 40 baht while in more prime area itd be double if not triple. thai massage 100 baht vs 200 in main area. theres still alot of bars and in my opinion fine women. Housing is cheap so i think if im going to do pattaya the 50% farang 50% thai way=optimal fun less $ spent eventually i would take a cheap like 5k apt there for when  i decided to go randomly for a few days. the bus from Bkk to pattaya takes the same time as taxi and is 115 baht vs 1k baht taxi...

p.S. the night i got back to Bkk...my homey calls me and says YO we go "G CLUB" now im going ot save this for the next blog but yoooooo...craziest shit ever...kap

Random encounters and more fun to come..holla

This months poker has been good. despite the 10 day long party known as songkran im up a little bit more than 100k baht. im america this is a decent little chunk of change but in thailand...im rich bitch! haha aside from that ive had a lot of scattered encounters as minus the monday clubbing night..i been working and exploring my "thai" neighborhood more in depth.  

So ill start by saying i picked up on a beautiful looking tanned super thai non english speaking girl at the tesco lotus near my house. she was pushing a cart out of the store and i was walking out behind her admiring that booty when she dropped a ruler from her cart..(student alert?!) i took this as a sign that i should try and get her number so i picked it up and said excuse me...she didnt turn around so in thai i said khor tot kap...meaning excuse me. she than turned around and smiled when i handed the ruler she dropped.  i than tried speaking to her with my super limited yet semi effective thai. very simply i asked her her name, if she liked to go to discos and if she wanted to go sometime. she started saying all this stuff i couldnt understand so i just pulled out my mobile and asked for her number. she gave it to me and when i asked again she said yes. now this may seem like a very trivial moment given the usual happs but for me this was a landmark stepping stone.  i always see beautiful women during the day sometimes as much if not more than at night but my limited thai speak is a barrier that dancing with girls at the club seems to eliminate. anyways i was very happy with this and hopefully soon when they start speaking back at me i will understand. 

I like thai massage and go 4x a week for 2 hours everyday. its $5 where i live and well its one of those benefits of living in thailand..total comfortability. basically you ly there for 2 hours while some hot thai girl massages you. Now i dont care for "happy ending" massages as i dont need that from there so for me its a relaxation thing. In america the same type of massage would cost like $100 and here its $5 so do the math. anyways i like this one spot as they have a good ambiance and theres this one chick there thats been crushing on me everytime i go there. shes pretty cute and the other day i got a massage by her for the first time and she said something to me which was probably the most sweetest thing a ladys ever said to me...in my eyes that is...keep in mind im a man of comfort..so while she was giving me a massage telling me she liked me she said " i would like to massage you everyday for the rest of your life" i couldnt help but smiling and well honestly if thats not sexy i dont know what is. so i was up in arms as to how to handle this b/c shes a local thai girl but i came to the conclusion local or not ima have to take care of that. as one of my poker homeys said its good to have a massage girl in rotation for when those titling(frustrating) moments in work occur. damn right.

After the 10 days of partying ended i began to feel bored. not so much far as going out but with my regular weekday rotation of pooying(women)..or some girls in general. hard to explain but basically ive been brushing off my reg gfs and ones that i met over songkran that were good girls (take some effort) i seem to find reasons to brush off despite there attempts to hang out with me whatever.  im not sure whats going on but i think soon it might be a good time to switch up the pace of things in some way. im considering doing some searching this next week or two for a cupcake. someone semi steady minus my sideshow just to level me out for a bit. problem is im picky and always seem to find the littlest thing but hey out here you can have it like that. so no hurrys on that one im just saying if i come across a girl that fits all criteria i might cupcake with her some as it would save me some money, id drink a little less and most #1 importantly it will accelerate me learning thai. when i speak fluent thai its all over...done ..gg serious its easy to fall in love 3x a day just walking around and back home we wouldnt hesitate to run up on a girl but its a little different when she has no idea what your saying in some cases.

Me and my high stakes playing euro roll dog went out monday night and had 3/4 a bottle at one club...than we went to another club that closed at 6..than we went to an after after hours spot which was cool but we decided to play some pool. 2 tall thai girls looking good came up and asked to play with us 100 baht a game. little did they know we pawn at pool and we ended up taking about 400 baht from them before they quit. during this time however the drunk one said something stupid..i forget exactly what it was but i remember it leading me to telling them both they could fuck off in those words exactly. that lead to me and her sober friend fighting verbally and her saying i was an asshole..somewhere in a 5 minute period it went from me and her arguing to her leaning her head on my shoulder asking where i stayed in bkk.  it turned out they both lived near me and work at a gogo on soi cowboy. her friend liked my homey but he somehow ended up messing it up or just drunkenly not sealing the deal and he got a cab home. since we lived near eachother it was obvious we share a cab. her friend got dropped of first and me and the other girl went to my house. it was probably 8am and we just went to sleep and in the afternoon we did it up and it was a good time to say the least. i seen her one time since monday and im 50-50 on whether ill see her again but she is local and its kind of a convience when they live close but not to close as theyll be there on a whim. 

the other night while i was playing poker i was looking through camfrog the "live webcam myspace" of thailand. i wasnt even chatting i just had it open and some random girl messaged me. we talked a little she said she was bored and lived in thong lo which is close to me. i had her come over and she just watched a movie while i worked and at some point in time she was giving brains while i was on my computer..atttempting to focus..while i ended up not making alot that night it sure was a good stress releiver when my pocket aces got cracked by 43suited..donks...

that puts the camfrog pulling pooying count at 5...5 normal thai brizzls i pulled while doing my work on my computer that literally delivered themselves to my house. nice..

my homeys are in pattaya for holiday and well im thinking its time for me to take a trip to visit them while there still here. i spent a good part of my first weeks in thailand there as its where my homey first sent me and i know a couple chicks out there. randomly the first girl i ever cupcaked with when in pattaya calls me still 7 months later. i dont really answer but i think its funny to say the least. maybe once a month i sms her "hi" or some bs for fun. its about to be the weekend and i kind of have a "good girl" or 2 lined up to hang out with. one has been texting me and calling me everyday this week and is hot so this weekend probably seal the deal... but im semi motivated on those ones so i might just have to book a room in patts take the 2 hour $6 bus ride in a comfortable bus and go hang with the homeys. its one insane party out there and its been a while since i sat at the beach and been lazy.... 

Songkran..10 days of straight partying...ouch

Its been 10 days or so since i blogged and well...ive been busy...going out..to much to cover so ill summarize here and there but i did start a blog that is presongkran about wednesday that ill inclcude b/c well...her abilitys are up there and i have seen this chick once since i wrote this first part...

So after 3clubs and 4 bottles of whisky spread between a bunch of poker players we told the taxi to take us to the 4th disco. for whatever reason maybe i was to drunk to realize he took us somewhere else but by the time we got there it was 5:30am and it would take 45 minutes to get to the next spot so we went inside boss to play some pool. this tall light skinned girl that seriously reminded me of brooke burke yet alot more slimmer was playing pool at the table next to me. She was half thai and italian and let me say 55555(weird thai internet slang for i like that shit) so after hollering at her and playing some games i found out she lives near me so when the club closed i suggested we share taxis...riiiiiight. we got to my house i paid the taxi and she didnt really say anything just got out of  the car with me and we went upstairs. i had been up all  night and was tired as shit but this one was to good looking for me to "sleep on" so we went at it and well maybe it was the smile she had during the deed(priceless), or perhaps it was the friction or motion, the chemistry of it all....im not sure...she wasnt a moaner which i usually get a kick out of but there was some serious energy going on and well...i can say that it was the best sex ive had in thailand...maybe even ever>?. this my friends is a strong strong statement. This girl definately takes the cake far as performance over #1, any regs, randoms, pros, non pros, women in america. damn. its fucked up but its true.  i will definately keep this girl at an elevated gik status and while im going to try not to have a #1 for a while i can say she would be the sexual frontrunner. her english is decent but not great and shes a student at the university 20 years old. geezusss. we made plans to hang out in a day or 2 for songkran, maybe ill see her at RCA. my smile is cheek to cheek right now and my feeling is its only going to get worse.  

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Songkran...thai new years....if i hadnt started early i would be visiting with my homeys that are in pattaya but truthfully this has been the longest nonstop party stretch for me in a minute...at least a month...but seriously it started on weds the 7th and ended for me the 17th..i will say that last night i won a pot limit omaha tournament for $1500 US about $52k baht. this was needed as i spent alot of money this past week and half..mainly on drinking. RCA is the main jumpoff spot in Bkk its like a 4 block strip where all the "hiso" high society rich ill looking chicks go and well i went there 3 nights in a row for songkran and they all reported for duty in white teeshirts and skimpy nothings. i bought a watergun high powered pistol and blatently shot all of them directly on there tittys. Most of them seemed to like this and well i liked it to..haha let me say its like 4blocks worth of water and women...really its one of those things thats kind of hard to explain. i can just say that it was the most fun ive ever had in my life. i was there with my poker homey degens and well they are crazy..they like to coin flip for the cost of everything so its fun sometimes when you save 1k baht but if you lose the flip and pay 3k well you got fucked. There mainly euro cats who grind a much higher level cash game than me...like $25-50 blinds..assholes so its like a piss in the can for them but for me shit 3k baht thats like $80 bucks. luckily i run good in rock paper scissors and didnt pay anything a night or to..btw one guy lost an 8 way credit card pick out the hat for 12k baht..ouch! lol But yo we would get a bottle, a good table, and a big keg of water with blocks of ice for our waterguns. everynight, we would just chill and dance and pimp on whatever walked by. honestly i didnt even care about anything as i was on a mission to spray the shit out of everyone and was totally drenched head to toe everytime we left there to hit an afterhours spot.

of the 3 RCA nights i took 2 new girls and the elevated gik on the 3rd. One was a tig bitty light skinned white shirt hotty. a university chick who was fun but ran semi under expectation far as performance but she sure looked good.  the 2nd chick was not thai...she was korean? lol its true and there was like 5 of her friends and my boy took home another one of them they were here on holiday. this is totally random but she looks just like this except bigger tittays  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eptHTEnapH4  

Lol at this video its a flipped version of "nobody" some american song cept the girls are singing in korean and well they play it up in the club all the time. it reminds me of a few girls but i can say that from now on it will remind me of the korean girl cuz damn she was fine. it was funny to b/c well they didnt speak much of anything and all i knew was yoboseyo! which is hello in korean..iwalked up to all 5 of them and tried to holler and it was almost a fail but than i implied that they were the "wonder girls" the ones in that video and they understood this and got all smily and stuff as the group is superstars where there from so whatever. i than sprayed all of them with water and the one i was digging the most just so she knew i liked her and invited them to our table to drink. that girl was kinky yo and honestly im going to leave out some of the details ill just say they do some interesting shit or korean girls are freaks. jing jing 

The 3rd night was a repeat of the beggining of this blog and well i thought it might be less fun 2nd time around but no it was again top level performance and well....im not sure what to say about this or how to take it other than i will keep having sex with this girl until it gets boring but well that might be hard as her smile alone while doing it is priceless. who knows...after 4 days of pre songkran, 3 days of waterfights and another night out i was dead...literally....than i got a call from some more america homeys who just touched down and well they asked me to show them around bkk. Being the Bkk ambassador i  i feel its my duty to do so, so i took them to standard holiday spots and well they had a good time. Also it was good chillen with some US homeys and when this is the case i dont even care what happens myself i just have a good time and get drunk. The first night they dipped out semi early as they just got in that night and had a long flight so being it was only 2 oclock i was left with a decision..pull something from here or keep partying...than an sms came in from my scandi homey who is kind of becoming a regular chill homey as he has no fear and we tend to do well together. anyways he had a bottle at a regular spot so i dipped from that disco to the next and well there i met some shorty and she was definately hot. we danced around blah blah blah and when we left the disco she asked me if i got a taxi there..i said yeah and started to flag us a taxi...than she pointed at a clean ass benzo and i was like huh? really pimp ride with rims and shit not just a benz but a ballin ass benzo ya dig. 

so we hopped in and started to drop my homey off at his super baller paying 80k baht a month...i hate you sucka...6star hotel. the girl i was with had a friend and he was going to default ship her but he got out the car and just went inside. like a drunken fool. i looked at the default shippee and said..you like friend me? yeah i said it broken englishy what...she said yeah and i called him back to pick her up. he than suggested we go up to his pad which we did..problem was there was a 3rd girl and no she wasnt hot so i wasnt trying to lace up a 3some or anything along those lines. anways it was like 6am and once my friend and the girl went into there room me and homegirl went at it while her friend slept on the floor..kind of a funny twist to the story is  half way through doing it i took the condom off so she could give head and threw it on the floor. once i was finished i looked at her sleeping ugly friend and realized the condom had landed on her chest ....OOPS.  anyways the next/same day she dropped me off and asked if i wanted to go to a place i cant really pronounce for more songkran fun and well my answer to this was...mmmm...no. shes called me like everyday since i hit and she definately has some assets but really i dont care so whatever. she wants me to be her boyfriend and well..its not happening.  Than the next night i again went out with the holiday homeys which are some real cool cats btw and we met up at the nana district. i took them to a prespot bar as the clubs dont really crack till 12-1am. Honestly at this point i prefer all afterhour spots as women are drunk already and ready to be taken home..those dont crack off till 2am.  it works out for me as my optimal time to work is at night and well if im not working im going out..only problem is i seen way more sunrises than id like but hey you get used to it after a while.  

So we went to this bar and i ran into this one chick who i knew as i hit 2 of her friends and she was hitting on me to. She was a pro but i had shipped both her friends without breading them out so im sure if i wanted to the rapport was there. I did however use her to get us the "lady price" of tequila shots from the bar which was an awesome unheard of 4 shots for 100 baht so  naturally we bought like 24 shots and proceeded to hammer them down. At some point i got bored and well it was time to hit the club. Off we went with the free taxi ride and the fuckers there tried to tell us they didnt have bottles of sansomg. after jumping through holes of BS they finally popped them for us and we were maow leow so really we just got more fucked up. after doing my rounds through this 80% pro club i honed in on the non pros..a cuty...for some reason i have developed a knack for spotting them and its like if you put me in a room full of pros with 3 normal chicks i could probably tell you who they were. anyways i was chatting with this Laos pro girl with a fat ass but she started to get crazy and was talking at light speed. i decided she was either to drunk or on drugs so i said fuck it and walked over to the non pros. i sat there for a little bit and my holiday homeys were doing rounds trying to select some to take home and shit. well they did and left and i just chilled with homegirl who didnt speak really any english. after the club we went and played pool 6am at the afterhours joint. we than went and ate with her friends at which point her friend informed me i wouldnt be hitting that day so...honestly..may sound weird but i didnt even care i was just enjoying myself and after chilling a while i took her number down and got a taxi home.. i was drunk it was 7:30 in the morning and really all i wanted was to go home and sleep. This was about 2 days ago so in the next blog and obviously a lot has happened in the past 2 days. lol time for a thai massage. holla