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Monday, May 25, 2009

Most EPIC Birthday ever! trifecta of same name?

damn, been a while since i blogged. i wrote a blog about my bday and it got erased at the end thus unmotivating me to blog for a while. this is from my bday which was may 21st. holla

I woke up with 2 thai girls sleeping in my bed and went to take a shower. still no 3xsome but done things with both yet seperately. when i got out of shower this song was playing being that it was my birthday i couldnt help but laugh a little bit..


after a 2 hour thai massage and going to the gym i went to the intercontinental hotel for some sushi with my dad. this place is 5x star type thing and the private room we had along with thai girl dressed in kimono speaking japanese was no exception. after meditating on the structure of courses in some japanese type of way my dad ordered about 12 different things ranging from sushi, to seafood salad, kobe meat and noodles..and mad sake. after 2 hours of eating, drinking and bullshiting with pops before i went to go meet up with my friends he suggested we go to agogo to see some tittays. sure why not

after sitting there for 5 minutes i was physically admiring the quality of the boob job this girl had as while most work tend to be like airbag type feel. hers were more like soft sandbags. the typical cost of that in thailand is like 50k so when she told me hers were 80k it was no suprise. when i first came to thailand i didnt know if they were real or fake, now im judging the quality of the nom(boobs) themselve. my dad turns to me and says happy bday take that one for a spin. coool. im personally not breaking bread to take a girl from the gogo as i dont need to but hand it to me on a bday platter and fosho. So we went to a shorttime room and it was a 2 round good run...the rapport was there and the performance on point so after #2 i washed up and pressed on to meet the homeys.

it was pretty late already so it was straight to afterhours spot. Here i saw the hiso stockings girl thats been haunting my infatuations lately. before i could speak she ran up to me and gave me a kiss. yyaaay. for whatever reason this small gesture was more fulfilling than some nights ive had maybe b/c the harder you work the more you enjoy it. shortly after that i got an sms from my 2 thai girl friends/i dunno...lets just call them A & B that they were coming to scratch as we had planned earlier.

when they got there to my suprise they bought a bottle to my table. ship? so with 2 bottles, 2 homegirls? and 2 of my friends i asked them if they could go and find some friends for my friends since there friends were also there..make sense? they did but what they brought back wasnt exactly satisfactory but hey, cant complain if its like handed to you type thing. so one of the homeys left as he is going back to europe and the other one was pressing on some girl at the table next to us while me and my 2 thai soldiergirls drank bottle #1 and #2. sheeet i was very wasted at which point i suggested "gup baan mai" go home>? being that both these girls had there clothes at my house i think we know what this means. So we got in the taxi and when we got home.............................................................!.........................!

ive been steering away from sexual activity depictions in my blog somewhat as one of my friends told me it sounded like softporn or some shit lol but hey....we laid down on my bed and the girls were wearing tshirts with pantys...i was kissing one and started to touchy feely the other...we were all very drunk and i got them to kiss but they didnt do no super lesbo shit. it took like 5 minutes of talking them into this but after the lights went off i started plugging one of them...than i was plugging the other. it wasnt like some super 3way ordeal but i rotated a few times..this went on for about an hour until i finally busted a huge bday ! i than lyed there for about 2 hours longer in complete happiness.  while ive had more interactive 3way situations in thailand this was innocently enjoyable.

SHIP IT EPIC BDAY I LOVE THAILAND...kap

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since its been a while since i blogged im going to include a random thing that happened to me about a week ago which has almost come full circle. So my phone rings and its some chick asking me if i had called her. i was like huh? than after speaking to her realized i had no idea who she was and told her to send me pix to my email. Her name was Tar. she turned out to be hot and while i was talking to her on facebook she asks me if i have msn, i give to her and than Tarr adds me as a contact and she instantly messages me on it. so i start talking to her on both msn and facebook.? 

about 1 minute later i realize that its 2 different chicks, one i met the other day and this new one, they have the same name and im talking to both of them at the same time. lol weird right.
So that night i go with the homeys from america that were on holiday to some of the standard "holiday spots" aka spicy. anyways i meet one nonpro girl but she speaks zero english and after dancing a while her friend tells me there going home so im like whatever. me and my friend are leaving and some chick getting food smiles at me. i stop and talk to her for about 20 minutes feeding her total bs. after giving her my pitch about how im not on holiday, i live here translation->(i aint paying you shit) i popped the "so you want go my place"? question. 

she said well..up 2 you...ha i love it. up 2 me dont have to say twice. i shipped that night and again in the morning as she woke up at 8am to go to work in the other side of bangkok. lol she was fun but honestly afterwards i was wondering to myself if there is such a thing as being oversexxed as i felt kind of like i was just going through the motions rather than passionate sex. maybe she just wasn't the best performer but she performed nonetheless....the punch to this whole story is the next day i saw a paper on the table and looked at the name and her name was Tarn . LOL 3 girls with name same same 1 day..trifecta? ill update more on the status of the other 2 Tars next blog but i will say ive made it a personal mission to ship all three as thats just totally random they all have the same name. 1 Tar down and 2 to go.




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