Songkran..10 days of straight partying...ouch

Its been 10 days or so since i blogged and well...ive been busy...going out..to much to cover so ill summarize here and there but i did start a blog that is presongkran about wednesday that ill inclcude b/c well...her abilitys are up there and i have seen this chick once since i wrote this first part...

So after 3clubs and 4 bottles of whisky spread between a bunch of poker players we told the taxi to take us to the 4th disco. for whatever reason maybe i was to drunk to realize he took us somewhere else but by the time we got there it was 5:30am and it would take 45 minutes to get to the next spot so we went inside boss to play some pool. this tall light skinned girl that seriously reminded me of brooke burke yet alot more slimmer was playing pool at the table next to me. She was half thai and italian and let me say 55555(weird thai internet slang for i like that shit) so after hollering at her and playing some games i found out she lives near me so when the club closed i suggested we share taxis...riiiiiight. we got to my house i paid the taxi and she didnt really say anything just got out of  the car with me and we went upstairs. i had been up all  night and was tired as shit but this one was to good looking for me to "sleep on" so we went at it and well maybe it was the smile she had during the deed(priceless), or perhaps it was the friction or motion, the chemistry of it all....im not sure...she wasnt a moaner which i usually get a kick out of but there was some serious energy going on and well...i can say that it was the best sex ive had in thailand...maybe even ever>?. this my friends is a strong strong statement. This girl definately takes the cake far as performance over #1, any regs, randoms, pros, non pros, women in america. damn. its fucked up but its true.  i will definately keep this girl at an elevated gik status and while im going to try not to have a #1 for a while i can say she would be the sexual frontrunner. her english is decent but not great and shes a student at the university 20 years old. geezusss. we made plans to hang out in a day or 2 for songkran, maybe ill see her at RCA. my smile is cheek to cheek right now and my feeling is its only going to get worse.  

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Songkran...thai new years....if i hadnt started early i would be visiting with my homeys that are in pattaya but truthfully this has been the longest nonstop party stretch for me in a minute...at least a month...but seriously it started on weds the 7th and ended for me the 17th..i will say that last night i won a pot limit omaha tournament for $1500 US about $52k baht. this was needed as i spent alot of money this past week and half..mainly on drinking. RCA is the main jumpoff spot in Bkk its like a 4 block strip where all the "hiso" high society rich ill looking chicks go and well i went there 3 nights in a row for songkran and they all reported for duty in white teeshirts and skimpy nothings. i bought a watergun high powered pistol and blatently shot all of them directly on there tittys. Most of them seemed to like this and well i liked it to..haha let me say its like 4blocks worth of water and women...really its one of those things thats kind of hard to explain. i can just say that it was the most fun ive ever had in my life. i was there with my poker homey degens and well they are crazy..they like to coin flip for the cost of everything so its fun sometimes when you save 1k baht but if you lose the flip and pay 3k well you got fucked. There mainly euro cats who grind a much higher level cash game than me...like $25-50 blinds..assholes so its like a piss in the can for them but for me shit 3k baht thats like $80 bucks. luckily i run good in rock paper scissors and didnt pay anything a night or to..btw one guy lost an 8 way credit card pick out the hat for 12k baht..ouch! lol But yo we would get a bottle, a good table, and a big keg of water with blocks of ice for our waterguns. everynight, we would just chill and dance and pimp on whatever walked by. honestly i didnt even care about anything as i was on a mission to spray the shit out of everyone and was totally drenched head to toe everytime we left there to hit an afterhours spot.

of the 3 RCA nights i took 2 new girls and the elevated gik on the 3rd. One was a tig bitty light skinned white shirt hotty. a university chick who was fun but ran semi under expectation far as performance but she sure looked good.  the 2nd chick was not thai...she was korean? lol its true and there was like 5 of her friends and my boy took home another one of them they were here on holiday. this is totally random but she looks just like this except bigger tittays  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eptHTEnapH4  

Lol at this video its a flipped version of "nobody" some american song cept the girls are singing in korean and well they play it up in the club all the time. it reminds me of a few girls but i can say that from now on it will remind me of the korean girl cuz damn she was fine. it was funny to b/c well they didnt speak much of anything and all i knew was yoboseyo! which is hello in korean..iwalked up to all 5 of them and tried to holler and it was almost a fail but than i implied that they were the "wonder girls" the ones in that video and they understood this and got all smily and stuff as the group is superstars where there from so whatever. i than sprayed all of them with water and the one i was digging the most just so she knew i liked her and invited them to our table to drink. that girl was kinky yo and honestly im going to leave out some of the details ill just say they do some interesting shit or korean girls are freaks. jing jing 

The 3rd night was a repeat of the beggining of this blog and well i thought it might be less fun 2nd time around but no it was again top level performance and well....im not sure what to say about this or how to take it other than i will keep having sex with this girl until it gets boring but well that might be hard as her smile alone while doing it is priceless. who knows...after 4 days of pre songkran, 3 days of waterfights and another night out i was dead...literally....than i got a call from some more america homeys who just touched down and well they asked me to show them around bkk. Being the Bkk ambassador i  i feel its my duty to do so, so i took them to standard holiday spots and well they had a good time. Also it was good chillen with some US homeys and when this is the case i dont even care what happens myself i just have a good time and get drunk. The first night they dipped out semi early as they just got in that night and had a long flight so being it was only 2 oclock i was left with a decision..pull something from here or keep partying...than an sms came in from my scandi homey who is kind of becoming a regular chill homey as he has no fear and we tend to do well together. anyways he had a bottle at a regular spot so i dipped from that disco to the next and well there i met some shorty and she was definately hot. we danced around blah blah blah and when we left the disco she asked me if i got a taxi there..i said yeah and started to flag us a taxi...than she pointed at a clean ass benzo and i was like huh? really pimp ride with rims and shit not just a benz but a ballin ass benzo ya dig. 

so we hopped in and started to drop my homey off at his super baller paying 80k baht a month...i hate you sucka...6star hotel. the girl i was with had a friend and he was going to default ship her but he got out the car and just went inside. like a drunken fool. i looked at the default shippee and said..you like friend me? yeah i said it broken englishy what...she said yeah and i called him back to pick her up. he than suggested we go up to his pad which we did..problem was there was a 3rd girl and no she wasnt hot so i wasnt trying to lace up a 3some or anything along those lines. anways it was like 6am and once my friend and the girl went into there room me and homegirl went at it while her friend slept on the floor..kind of a funny twist to the story is  half way through doing it i took the condom off so she could give head and threw it on the floor. once i was finished i looked at her sleeping ugly friend and realized the condom had landed on her chest ....OOPS.  anyways the next/same day she dropped me off and asked if i wanted to go to a place i cant really pronounce for more songkran fun and well my answer to this was...mmmm...no. shes called me like everyday since i hit and she definately has some assets but really i dont care so whatever. she wants me to be her boyfriend and well..its not happening.  Than the next night i again went out with the holiday homeys which are some real cool cats btw and we met up at the nana district. i took them to a prespot bar as the clubs dont really crack till 12-1am. Honestly at this point i prefer all afterhour spots as women are drunk already and ready to be taken home..those dont crack off till 2am.  it works out for me as my optimal time to work is at night and well if im not working im going out..only problem is i seen way more sunrises than id like but hey you get used to it after a while.  

So we went to this bar and i ran into this one chick who i knew as i hit 2 of her friends and she was hitting on me to. She was a pro but i had shipped both her friends without breading them out so im sure if i wanted to the rapport was there. I did however use her to get us the "lady price" of tequila shots from the bar which was an awesome unheard of 4 shots for 100 baht so  naturally we bought like 24 shots and proceeded to hammer them down. At some point i got bored and well it was time to hit the club. Off we went with the free taxi ride and the fuckers there tried to tell us they didnt have bottles of sansomg. after jumping through holes of BS they finally popped them for us and we were maow leow so really we just got more fucked up. after doing my rounds through this 80% pro club i honed in on the non pros..a cuty...for some reason i have developed a knack for spotting them and its like if you put me in a room full of pros with 3 normal chicks i could probably tell you who they were. anyways i was chatting with this Laos pro girl with a fat ass but she started to get crazy and was talking at light speed. i decided she was either to drunk or on drugs so i said fuck it and walked over to the non pros. i sat there for a little bit and my holiday homeys were doing rounds trying to select some to take home and shit. well they did and left and i just chilled with homegirl who didnt speak really any english. after the club we went and played pool 6am at the afterhours joint. we than went and ate with her friends at which point her friend informed me i wouldnt be hitting that day so...honestly..may sound weird but i didnt even care i was just enjoying myself and after chilling a while i took her number down and got a taxi home.. i was drunk it was 7:30 in the morning and really all i wanted was to go home and sleep. This was about 2 days ago so in the next blog and obviously a lot has happened in the past 2 days. lol time for a thai massage. holla