Girlfriend experience and the cost of goodlife

So im in a way im happy that i got sick for a while b/c it really gave me time to look at things, everything and evaluate the sitation in its entirety. i think to be honest, it was exactly what i needed. first i think i need to drink a little less. hahaha seriously 2nd i been going to the gym everyday and i feel good. next i have pulled myself out of the hole i was in far as my work downswing..not entirely monitarily but 100% mentally and in my line that is as important

as the money itself. i looked at my game overall and noticed a huge change since i came to thailand. In poker btw how you play is a direct reflection of how you live your life/your personality and i found i had developed a relentless sense of overaggression,  almost an unprecidented level to where i literally wasnt thinking i was just push push pushing. that being said poker is a game of making right decisions and well so is life. So im happy to report in the past few days i have adjusted my play accordingly and the results are right where they should be i just need to maintain this mindset and things will be right back where they were. its hard to keep a keen sense of reality when your playing for amounts of money and have swings that are more than the cost of your rent daily. its kind of a mindbender...to some extent at least.  that being said let me go ahead and address part of this blogs title which is girlfriend experience GFE well most you mofos may think that im talking about something else buti am going to share with you my definition of this as i think the other day i experienced it in its entirety. maybe i have before it just stuck out for some reason so im going to talk about it.

One of my reg chicks the accountant came over yesterday and well shes still here but getting kicked out tommorow... anyways. my house was a mess b/c i  have been sick and well i pretty much looked like shit and was totally out of it when she got here. Mai pen rai. while i was watching a movie she cleaned my whole pad very well down to the mop and taking out the trash. i feel like i am always subliminally getting busted out far as my actions as when she finished sweeping the living room and kitchen there was a gang of hair from different ladys. there was enough to make a small rope if you wrapped them together. lol  i swear these girls are purposely shedding in my house to leave there mark kind of like a dog pissing on a tree. some short some long and some different colors i looked at the pile and laughed inside and thought good thing this chick speaks only a little english. she just smiled and swept it up. good girl. than she did my laundry, cut my nails, went to the market got me food. i than went to the gym and she stayed and watched tv and when i returned my back was sore and well she gave me an hour massage,....so i gave her a tip..girl i like it when you smoke/give head like this.  haha so as i lyed in bed i thought about my X american gf and how she was the exact opposite of the one lying next to me. This further embedded the fact that i will never marry an american women. ever...period..! there minds are to set in western values/laziness and ultimately they think to highly of themselves and for some reason we feed into this. i look back at the 3 year relationship

i had in USA and its really hard to fathom some of the shit i put up with...for what! anyways my eye is doing noticably better now and im looking forward to running a muck this weekend. in my last blog i mentioned this hot rich college chick that wouldnt let me hit..even tho ive seen her twice now. in some ways it has developed into an infatuation on my part after talking on the phone a few times more and well i think ill play the game for what its worth even if it takes me a minute as it will be that much sweeter when i ....um....slap my %#$ on her face. hahaha sorry i wanted to say something watered down but really thats what i was thinking.but seriously yo this girl is damn near perfect from a thai kind of taste. my western senses go for the tanned big booty and milk exotic looking ones but this one is not to tall, slender nice milk and junk with light skinned and a gorgeous face. in a way i feel like shes pushing my buttons and i like this as its a feeling i forgot about having had everything handed to me on a platter the past 6 months. So with the silver platter in one hand i will use my pinky to lure this one in my spare time.

anyways

heres an interesting excercise i thought of which may benefit those thinking about moving to bkk. first let me say that if you dont play poker like me the obvious job is teaching english. ill say that if you have a degree of any kind its an instant lock. teachers get paid ranging from 40-80k baht a month which is 4x what thai teachers make. theres always a demand for teachers and if no degree you can get a TESL certificate and work semi legitimately but you will have to handle your own visa stuff which i admit is a once every 3 months waste half my day bitch.but is 100% worth it So.......

lets examine the cost of living from my point of view as well as the scewed number variables. 

i think the best way is for me to lay this out and for you to see which ones apply and kind of do the math. all im saying by this is its alot easier than you think and for my homeys that make the annual truck, the ones that recently came for the first time and the ones that have never been and daydream about shit like this...i sincerely hope you join me in the Land of Smiles soon. because im a smiling muthafucka jing jing(forsure).

I like to get a massage at least 4 times a week. theres a place near my house that is 100 baht. now this is definately the cheapest ive seen since i moved to thailand/been in thailand so for 200 baht you get a 2 hour thai massage. i am a nice farang so i give 100 baht tip for the hardworking lady. while monthly this amounts to 1600 baht in tip mai pen rai. at any other massage place your looking at 400 baht for 2 hours and 100 baht tip. so it looks something like this 4massages a week x 300 baht x 4 weeks 4x3x4=4800 baht approx $140 US.

than we have the cost of my 1br apt that is fully furnished has a balcony, hard wood floors, gym, pool security guard is near bts, tesco lotus(kmart of thailand) massage places and the all lady shopping market which one day i will destroy as soon as i can speak thai. Forget the club!  good internet is 6-900 baht i pay 900 b/c it has to do with my work. unless you buy a fan air conditioning will be expensive! so buy 2 or 3 and it will never be more than like 1k far as 

elctric overall. i dont even want to say what it can get up to if you dont! so your looking at about 14k-15k baht for housing a total of about $430 US given current exchange rates.  now if you wanted to you could get a place for like $130 a month but come on we gotta keep things pimperish feel me?

Food. now realistically you can get by for like 2-3 dollars a day. by this i mean 3 good meals but i like certain things. before i talk about my likings ill say that for $1 you can get 2 fried chicken breasts and some sticky rice...i dont eat much fried food but if i did id probably eat that everyday. that being said. my typical day of food is somewhere to $7 US i estimate. by this i mean.....5 sticks of chicken or pork, 3 sticky rice, super bomb seafood salad with oysters, shrimp these glass noodles, hot dog, a bunch of other stuff i dont even know what it is but its good. 12 pieces of sushi costing 5 baht a pop. yes im eating sushi everyday and i love it. in america it was a

happy day if i had sushi here i get annoyed if i dont. a gatorade or some OJ, some sandwiches from 7-11 2 watermelons and pineapple. Now you can cut the cost further if you go shopping and shit but im a lazy mofo so i prefer to just have my thai gfs pick it up and bring it straight to me.

it beats paying someone to deliver. haha

To get around in BKK you have to use bts, motorbikes and taxis. during the day i use motorbikes and bts and when i go out on weekends its always taxis. i estimate the cost of weekend nights around 200 baht or so and weekdays about 50-60 baht. by some weird way i came up with the number of $100 a month for transportation. this beats a $500-1k car payment in US yeah? also you dont wait in traffic and theres always the option of buying a motorbike but anyone i met 

that owns/rides one has been in an accident so if you buy a motorbike in thailand its not a question of if you will get in an accident its when. and personally fuck that. ill pay the 20 baht to have the crazy motorcy driver whos been pushing one for 20 years to get me to BTS. basically its motorbike taxis and BTS day time and night is taxi so for the most part imdodging traffic except on certain occasions.

next we have mobile usage. this can really vary but i estimate my cost to be about 1k baht a month. if im calling US alot its double. if i wasnt lazy and got skype that wouldnt be a cost but as is its about $28 US. 

Funtime...now this is where the numbers can be really scewed. so for this section ill offer 3 different scenerios. 1st is you go out 3 nights a week, ship a working girl everynight and put in on a bottle with like one other person at a nice club. this will get you mixers, a personal waiter and pretty much you own the club. before you can light your cigarette the waiter is there with a lighter lighting it for you.  if you ship a "pro" 3 nights a week and variably drop somewhere around 1500 baht which could easily be 1k or 2k than its something like 18k baht a month/$428 US. buying a bottle 3 nights a week comes to something like 12k baht/$342 US. now that is just an all out party animal to the max estimate so i think the best thing for someone to do is to evaluate there own taste and kind of take it from there, id say the living expenses are accurate but the funtime area will vary for every individual im just laying out some guidelines

so to speak. 

now that was an estimate for someone shipping only pro women and lately i havent done that really at all. Now i have no problem doing so and in some ways it can be less of a hassled than trying to do it otherwise but hey if its free its good for me. if they were a pro i basically told them before hand i wasnt giving them shit so lets look at my cost. i like to go to nicer clubs in bkk the majority of the time and well that comes with a price.  not really but for whatever reason me and my friends like to drink so my cost ranges from 1-2k for drinks a night. if theres a bunch of us its 1k if just 1 person and we hit 2 clubs/ its 2k. this includes buying the lady your working on a drink or 2 if she doesnt want the whiskey im drinking.  alot of times i get home and wonder how i spent 2k but ill also have to factor in shisha which is indian hooka which i love and is a must have at the club. if its an after hour spot, and does not have shisha you probably wont see me there. so somehow my cost monthly is about 18k baht. being that i havent paid for play in a while, but dont mind/will if i feel like it/we go to that kind of club/its 6am and im sober enough to pull a pooying/no one on my speed dial answers. if your randomly shipping a few here and there id say like 6k but if your my homey and come for holiday im going to take you to pro spots b/c well you didnt fly 13 hours to see if some chick will let you hit. you want akshon! 

just to look at all sides of the coin lets for a moment look at the budget ballers cost of a night out. by this i mean buying a bottle before you get to the club filling a coke half with whiskey and being drunk by the time you get there and only buying one drink just to sip on while your at the club so to speak. i estimate the cost of this at 3k baht which is about $85 US monthly. as for the women 

part well its up to you so the other stuff is covered in prior parts.

lets review..

massage-$140

room , internet electic-430

food $7=$200

cell=28

total $798

bare essential goodlife living roughly $800 about 28k baht a month. 

Nightlife funtime-

Shipping women 3x a week=$428

bottle of whiskey and shisha split with one person $342

taxi-200 go out-2400 $100 taxi 

total-$870

my mostly non pro heavy drinking shisha smoking budget-$24k baht a month about $685

baller budget-estimated $300 a month

so for about $1700 US monthly you can live like a king and there is many ways of twisting this the longer you are here. thats roughly $60k baht about the medium of the avg pay for a teacher here, its that easy treat yourself dont cheat yourself make your next move your best move and come live in thailand. im made this blog as a tribute to the homey who nagged me for 4 years to come and somehow one day i ended up here and never left and i can say that it was the best thing i ever did and as long as things go good and my head is on straight i will be here for a long long long time. ill end this blog by saying ill help any of my homeys  that want to give it a shot with getting a teaching job/finding a place/settling in as my friend is a teacher and i know the ins and outs of things. chokdeekap!